Oh, Jenelle Evans. Your ability to find new and interesting ways to be trashy is an inspiration to us all. This girl makes Jersey Shore look like Downton Abbey and it doesn't look like her antics will let up any time soon.
Over the weekend, in the midst of her latest nude photo scandal, Jenelle decided to that she wants to sue her own mother for custody of her three year-old son, Jace. Then, of course, she decided to share all the reasons for this decision on her website.
“I'm so upset with my mom,” Jenelle wrote, sounding every bit the level-headed Mother of the Year we've always known her to be. She then accused her mom of not telling her that Jace recently underwent surgery, writing, "Like what the f*ck?! He had a surgery and you couldn't even tell me so if something went wrong during the surgery I wouldn't be there?! Thanks a lot.”
Yeah, like what the f*ck, Mom?! The whole post is worth reading, especially for the parts where Jenelle describes her mad motherin' skillz, yo. One highlight of her resume is the fact that she "completed 12 months probation and was sober for 8 months of that period."
She concludes by detailing her plan to regain full custody, writing, "I'm very furious but I guess I'll have to wait until my expungement goes through for my criminal record and then I'll fight for custody.” Please, MTV. Please put cameras in the courtroom for this custody hearing.