We actually do have a few reasons to celebrate the return of Jersey Shore. Mike Sorrentino is
going to be pretending to be a recovering alcoholic, Snooki is a pregnant midget, expecting a baby with her fiance Jionni LaValle; Deena Cortese has a boyfriend, lost weight and got arrested, and the only single folks in the house are gay Vinny Guadagnino and his power bottom Pauly D.
We already know that a fight went down during the filming of Jersey Shore; and with most of the cast in a relationship, folks may also be fighting over the smush room.
Pregnant Snooki is bound to be pretty hilarious, and knowing that these millionaires have to "work" at a t-shirt store is enough of a reason to tune in. Every job has its disadvantages, but can you imagine having to wake up early in the morning to "work" at a t-shirt store when you're hungover and f*cking rich? That's torture, and it's the one reason viewers shouldn't be jealous of the wealthy cast.
Season 6 kicks off on Thursday October 4 at 10 p.m. on MTV.