The only person who is shocked that John Player dumped Katy Perry is Katy, just like Perry is the only person who thought her marriage to Russell Brand would last. After two months of a showmance, John dumped Katy.

Initial reports suggested that Katy went after John, but Radar says that Johnny pursued Katy.

"She held off from his advances for the longest time, but he laid on the charm thick and promised her he was a changed man. She eventually gave in, fell head over heels for him and then – yep – once he had made his conquest, he dumped her.”

According to Us Weekly: “She’s really upset about it. She is making it seem like it wasn’t serious with John, but she is hurt.”

I think Katy should step away from the A-listers and date someone unknown, who works in entertainment or some other industry. She's running out of douchebags to date and her guys all seem to be treating her like crap.