Hey, have you heard? Justin Bieber is a man, baby!

The pubescent singer can’t shut up about the fact that he’s sprouted a few chest hairs lately, so of course his latest video features actor Michael Madsen accusing the Biebus of being a mere boy…only to have Justin prove him wrong through the power of dance.

Then Madsen duct tapes Bieber to a chair for a prolonged torture session…wait, that was Reservoir Dogs. Anyway, it’s not exactly Thriller, but Justin shows off some acting talent in his most ambitious video to date. He also compares himself to Jay-Z in the lyrics, but we’ll just pretend we didn’t hear that (we’re sure Jay is doing the same).