Katy Perry told her friends that she wants to have sex with John Mayer. John was within a 2-mile radius when he heard his name and "sex," so he grabbed a condom and followed the stench of desperation which led to Katy's snatch.
John and Katy were spotted having dinner at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood on Wednesday where they were "holding hands across the table." They were "sneaking kisses" and laughing.
This is totally going to work out.
Photo: Pacific Coast News