I don't know what's worse: the fact that Kim Kardashian is still considered worthy of magazine covers, or the fact that she still talks about being with whatever guy she happens to be banging for the rest of her life with a straight face.

Kim may have only been with Kanye West for a few months (and, ya know…she's still married to Kris Humphries), but that didn't stop her opening up about her relationship with New York magazine. Of course, Kim discusses her future with Yeezy with the certainty of a famewhore who married her high school sweetheart.

When this whole life is done, and it's just the two of us sitting somewhere when we're 80, you want to have things to talk about that you have in common," Kim says of her relationship. "I think that's something maybe I didn't value as highly as a quality I cared about in someone."

Hilarious. Gotta love how Kim talks like she can't wait for "this whole life" to be over so she can go retire in obscurity somewhere. This chick will fiend for the spotlight until the day she dies. She'll be the only one in the old folks' home calling the paparazzi before shuffle board.