Kanye West has done lost his goddamn mind and he's written a new song called "Perfect Bitch" which is about "how he was with so many other girls but could never find the right one" until he met Kim Kardashian. Sadly Kanye is actually serious. Meanwhile Kanye already appears on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and now Kimye is in a new MTV VMA promo.

The sad thing about this f*ckship is that Kanye is not the one. He's just so emotional. WTF is he going to do if Kim cheats on him and he finds out? I shudder at the thought.