Ah, Terry Richardson, you’ve done it again. You may look like you should be prowling in the bushes near an elementary school playground, but your talent for getting hot famous chicks to take their clothes off is unmatched.

Take, for example, Miranda Kerr here. Terry probably convinced her to strip down using his classic “it’ll be all artsy and black-and-white” routine. He’s been using the scheme for years, but it still works on everyone from supermodels to sisters of washed-up crackheads.

Miranda looks super hot and so forth, but I don’t really have time to focus on that right now. I’m off to pick up some wine coolers and black-and-white film. Call me, ladies.