Nadya Suleman continued to inch closer to full-blown hooker-dom this week, as she released promotional material for her new dance single entitled, ugh…”Sexy Party.”
This gem, uncovered by the folks at Popbytes, features Octo, her boobs, and some dude named Adam Barta on nipple-covering duty. As for all the crosses and rosary beads, well…apparently Nadya wants to be Madonna now. Good for her! Nothing says “Like a Virgin” quite like launching 14 humans out of your noonerhole.
Of course, Nadya recently announced that she’s accepting money for “dates” so her descent into prostitution is going according to plan. No word on what the “date” with Octo would entail, but bidding is currently stalled around $2,500, and, yeah…for 2,500 bucks you better get more than awful dinner conversation.
Nadya: “Raising 14 children makes my life a waking nightmare! Want me to sing my new song? Sexy Paaaaarty!”
You: *Considers asking for refund. Jams steak knife in ear instead.*