Robert Pattinson has chosen to have a sit-down interview with a funny man! Good choice. Rob will appear on Monday's episode of Jon Stewart's The Daily Show. Rob is promoting his new movie, Cosmopolis.

Just days ago it was reported that Patsy's first post-scandal interview would be with Good Morning America, but The Daily Show managed to scoop up Rob two days before his GMA exclusive!

Rob will be speaking to the press at a media event supporting his new project. Meanwhile Kristen Stewart is reportedly distraught and hasn't showered since her affair photos were published.

Anyone think that Jon will ask about the scandal? You know he's been instructed not to! Don't expect Robert to start bawling and crying out about  Kristen. We have Twihards for that.

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