You're letting us down, dude. First Ryan Lochte cleared up his mother's claim that he's a superhuman man whore by insisting that he's never had a one night stand. Now, we learn that the five-time gold medalist didn't even get any while living in the bed-hopping mecca known as the Olympic Village.
Asked by TMZ if he had any sex while dorming with his fellow athletes, Ryan replied, "I wasn’t able to get around the village…All I really saw was the dining hall, the swimming pool, and basically my bed."
So, for a few days there, Ryan was one of the most talked-about men on the planet, living in close quarters with hundreds of young, toned female athletes and he didn't even take the opportunity to perpetrate an old-fashioned smash-and-dash. Guess that's the kind of discipline it takes to be an Olympic athlete, but it's also the kind of discipline that makes boooooooring.
(Photo: Pacific Coast News)