Jeah?! I think Ryan Lochte needs to lay off the sauce. He loses his hotness whenever he's in a drunken stupor. Ryan looks gaunt, sweaty and probably has whiskey dick. We can't hang out when all he can do is hang.

Ryan's been pap'd looking white Olympian boy wasted over the past week.

The sexy athlete claims that he doesn't have one night stands (yeah right), and isn't having sex in the Olympic Village (without a condom). I hope the girls Lochte's with are prepared to get poked in the eye with his wang. He's already pretty dumb, and that's when he's sober.

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