Here we go again. Taylor Swift has entered another pre-heartbreak arrangement with a member of the opposite sex. This time, in order to ensure that she ends up completely devastated emotionally, she's chosen to get involved with an 18 year-old Kennedy.
Taylor and Conor Kennedy have been spending lots of time together in the Cape Cod area over the past few weeks, but just yesterday it was "officially confirmed" that they are dating. People magazine was the first to report that Conor "swept [Taylor] off her feet" during their time in Massachusetts. It couldn't have been very difficult for him, as Taylor has openly admitted that infatuated with the Kennedy clan, admitting that matriarchs Ethel and Caroline Kennedy were the only celebs that ever made her feel "star struck."
I'll say it again: Conor is 18 and a freaking Kennedy! Not only are all 18 year-old boys just sentient erections, Kennedy men are notorious for thinking mostly with their penises and occasionally consulting their brains. This kid is gonna chew her up and spit her out.
But hey, maybe they'll beat the odds and things will turn out better than they did with Taylor Lautner…or Jake Gyllenhaal…or John Mayer…or, hey ya know what? Maybe she'll get some good songs out of it.
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