Most people will never set foot on a yacht in their entire lives, but if you haven’t figured it out already, Blue Ivy Carter is a bit more privileged than your average baby. So of course, Baby Blue celebrated mama Beyonce’s 31st birthday on a big a*s boat in the Mediterranean yesterday.

Candid Blue Ivy photos are a hot commodity on par with uncensored images of naked royalty, so it’s no surprise that the good ship Jay and Bey was swarmed by paparazzi pirates.

It’s sad, in a sense, that it’s so difficult for the Carters to enjoy a private family moment, but at the same time they’re chillin’ on a yacht in the freakin’ Mediterranean, so I’m not shedding too many tears.

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