I don't believe in plastic surgery because I don't need any – just being real. But it does make some women look better when changes are subtle. Courtney Stodden has been looking better these days. I think she found the best surgeon in Los Angeles.

Gone is Stodden's masculine face. Now she looks more like a porn star, which has always been her goal, and she's looking closer to the age that she pretends she is (18).

You'd think that marrying a man more than 3x your senior would mean you didn't have to get knifed up? I hope Doug Hutchinson is the one paying for it.