Alec Baldwin's tall, thin daughter has a great body but she doesn't know how to be sexy. She needs a real whore to come in and give her guidance.

Ireland Baldwin Tweeted the picture above with the mature caption: "I stoleeeee your snapback HA #minenow #lamemirrorpic #bahaha"

So she sounds retarded but those abs are great. I have no idea why she's covering her face up with a hat and I don't like that top with that bikini bottom, but she'll learn. She's 16. She'll start working the handbra and the crotch shots, recreating Heather Morris' nude photos soon, but with more "glamour heaven."