Can Justin Bieber just leak a sex tape or get arrested for drugs or grow a big Hemingway beard so he can stop these desperate attempts to prove to the world what a grown-up badass he is?
In the last few days, The Biebs' has taken a two-pronged approach to showing us how hardcore he is. First, he began posting semi-nude twitpics like the one above. Then, he sat down with Ryan Seacrest to boast about what a troublemaker he was in grade school. Seriously.
“I got suspended from school like every day,” Justin said. Really? First dude compares himself to Jay-Z in a song and now he's trying to boost his street cred by bragging about sticking gum under his desk in third grade?
To make matters worse, Bieber told the world he shaves recently, which is obviously BS, so we can safely assume that he's lying about being the biggest tough guy on the playground, too.
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