Lindsay Lohan is involved in so many major scandals that we often forget about the smaller ways in which she reveals herself to be functionally retarded each and every day.

The above photo is one of Lindsay's most recent tweets. It shows all the expensive sh!t she apparently travels with along with the caption, "Birkin. Mac computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams." Especially if your dream is to be a walking corpse cokehead and national punchline. Linds forgot to mention the Parliament Lights, gram of blow and summons from LA County court that can also be found in her purse (I'm speculating on those last two).

So the bottom line is, as always: Lindsay Lohan is an out-of-touch, egotistical moron who's probably already blown the meager paycheck she received for that Liz Taylor movie and is destined for whatever sad Hollywood Squares equivalent broke D-listers are resorting to in 10 years.

Also, since when is a MacBook considered a luxury item? I always wanted one of those things, so one day I walked into the Apple store and f*cking bought one. True story. Dare to dream, kids.