Snooki and Jionni LaValle go together like Kim Kardashian and a white guy. Still, Nicole Polizzi was on a mission to have Jionni's cute little "guido babies" so she made sure she got pregnant with his spawn.
Jersey Shore's most famous couple faces an enormous power struggle. Snooki is a wealthy celebrity while Jionni lives with his parents.
"Love of my lifeeeeee!"
To settle the score, when Snooki craves Jionni, he treats her like crap to make her feel like she's doing something wrong. When she reclaims her independence and sleeps with someone else, he makes amends with her because he knows he could lose her.
Snooks and her gorilla midget baby daddy have been getting along well on Snooki & Jionni, but that's only because Nicole has conformed to what Jionni wants. Snooki is becoming passive just to keep her fiance by her side. Snickers finds Jionni hot, but it takes more than physical attraction to keep two people together. Physical attraction, arguably, may be one of the least important factors to determine a couple's fate. Snooki spices up any party and remains an extrovert while Jionni is painfully shy and has no personality, yet she ignores their major differences. Snooki is trying to sell us her relationship, Tweeting:
Look at this sexy man. MY HUBBY
Omg @JLaValle your amazing!! I love my family
My fiancé @JLaValle is amazing!! #family
I love you! “@JLaValle: I'm blessed!! #Nicole&Lorenzo”
Movie time with Jionni! Love my man?
: I have the best son and fiancé in the world!! ”
I'm obsessed with my son. and
Snooki is trying to convince herself that she's happy and this is going to work out in the long run. She can't forget how Jionni embarrassed her in Italy by leaving hours after he arrived. He's been verbally abusive, whiny and controlling. Someone should tell Nicole that Jionni's characteristics are much more important than how "sexy" he is, but you know she disowns whoever disagrees with her.