The VH1 trainwreck-fest known as Couples Therapy continues to provide a wealth of information that no one wanted about the relationship between creepy D-listers Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden.

Last week, we learned that Courtney occasionally “forgets” that she’s married (no surprise there, as this chick probably has to be reminded to breathe in and out). This week, we found out that Courtney has most of the power in the relationship, power that she gained from wearing lingerie and heels in public, power that she uses…to save lives. No, seriously.

“With certain things, that’s just the way that I dress,” Courtney says. “I am an advocate for having the right to be who you want to be…I have saved many lives.”

In fairness to the trash-tastic series, the doctor on Couples Therapy isn’t some Dr. Drew-style professional @ss-kisser and she proceeds to nail Courtney for giving empty “beauty pageant answers” in response to serious questions that could save her marriage. Courtney responds by playing with her hair and staring vacantly out the window. Good luck, Doug!

(Photo: Pacific Coast News)