Deena Nicole Cortese’s transition from meatball to lean cut continues. We already marveled at Deena’s bikini photos which showed that Jersey Shore‘s most grenade-like guidette had put the G back in her GTL routine. Now we have Deena in In Touch magazine, channeling Pam Anderson in a Baywatch-esque orange swimsuit.
A year ago, the idea of Deena playing Baywatch dress-up would’ve sent us into hysterics. These days, her claim that she’s “the guidette Pamela Anderson” may still be a bit of an overstatement, but Deena finally looks like she’s built for the shore. Hey, maybe she and her fellow guidos will actually go to the beach this year!
Amazing what a little money and fame can do, isn’t it? Nothing we’ve seen on Shore has given us any indication that she’s the tiniest bit health-conscious, yet there she is miraculously transformed in a matter of months. Maybe she just had to spend some time outside of Jersey to realize that there are foods other than pizza and pasta.