Donald Trump is finally over his obsession with Barack Obama's birth certificate, so he's moved on to another aspect of the President's life that has nothing to do with his ability to govern effectively: his marriage.

On Monday, Trump promised to make a "gigantic" revelation that would alter the course of the November election. Now, it looks as though the Donald's CNBC co-host may have stepped in to steal his thunder.

Late yesterday, Douglas Kass – an investor who appears on "Squawkbox" alongside Trump – tweeted, "High above the Alps my Gnome has heard that Donald Trump will announce that he has unearthed divorce papers between the Prez and his wife."

So there ya have it. The Obamas are secretly divorced…or secretly remarried….or Donald Trump will once again be proven to be full of sh!t. Seriously, why does anyone believe a goddam thing that comes out of this guy's mouth? He still claims that crap on top of his head is hair and not a gold-digging honey badger that's been holding his scalp ransom for 30 years.