Christina Aguilera used to make fun of Kelly Osbourne for being fat. Kelly Osbourne is skinny now. Christina Aguilera is fat now. It's karma at its best and the has been "Your Body" singer is sticking to her excuses about why she's bigger than ever before.

The Voice's only female judge tells Billboard:

"During the promotion of my album Stripped [in 2002], I got tired of being a skinny, white girl. I am Ecuadorian but people felt safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl."

I HATE THIS B!TCH!

She continued: "I told [my record label execs] during Lotus [her new album], 'You are working with a fat girl. Know it and get over it.' They need a reminder sometimes that I don't belong to them. It's my body."

Listen, it's great that Christina rather be fat and happy than thin and hungry. She's not obese, the camera adds weight, she doesn't carry her weight well, but b!tch is not sexy right now and gaining dozens of pounds has sh!t to do with being Latina. Tell that crap to Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz and Jennifer Lopez (who are all her senior but workout to keep it tight).

B!tch puhlease!