Heather Clem may have skyrocketed to sudden stardom thanks to her supporting role in the now-infamous Hulk Hogan sex tape, but if a new report by Radar Online is to be believed, model/actress/accidental porn star, Heather Clem, has some serious regrets about being pinned by the Hulkster.

“Heather is completely devastated the sex tape has appeared in public and doesn’t want to talk about it,” a source tells the website.  “She thinks it puts her in a bad light – it’s not as if Hulk’s a hunk and it’s a pretty embarrassing moment."

Wait…a 38 year-old married woman regrets having sex with an 'roided-out preview of what The Situation will look like in 30 years? Ya' don't say! Well, hopefully Heather can come to terms with her newfound fame, if not – in the immortal words of Mr. Hogan, himself – whatcha' gonna do, brother?

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