Justin Bieber is one of the biggest names involved in a new trend – making false accusations and suing celebrities just for fun (and the TMZ coverage).

A man who claims to be Selena Gomez‘s father says that Justin stole his American Express card. Makes sense! We all know Biebus is broke despite all of his no.1 hits right?

Bieber supposedly paid for Selena’s abortion, cause you know it isn’t like she’s famous herself and has millions of dollars, Justin allegedly underwent penis enlargement surgery and bought cocain with “p-ditty” to sell in “drug free school zones.”

If only these accusers were at a 4th grade writing level. Sad. The idiot filing the lawsuit claims:

“Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry firework song in my ear drums.”

If only this was funny instead of beyond ridiculous.