To paraphrase the cinematic classic Anchorman, this is certainly escalating quickly. First came word that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were back together. Shortly after, they moved back in together. Now, just weeks later comes a report that Kristen is finally ready to walk down the aisle with Rob.

According to insiders, Rob's been ready to get hitched for years and Kristen was the one dragging her feet. Following the highly-publicized Rupert Sanders cheating scandal, however, she's realized that, well…she's basically screwed without him.

"The cheating scandal made her realize that without Rob she just doesn’t have much. Without him she was lost,” said a friend of Kristen's. “Now an engagement and wedding would seal the deal between them and make Kristen very happy. "She would absolutely want to get engaged soon, maybe even elope this winter."

The same report says Rob's friends are begging him not to propose to Kristen and I, for one, would like to add my voice to the chorus. Don't do it, bro! If it takes being caught cheating and nearly destroying both of your lives and careers to make a girl realize she wants to get married…yeah, that's not a good sign.

(Photo: Pacific Coast News)