It's hard to keep up with the ever-changing judges' panel on The X-Factor, but count A.C. Slater and the most Sasquatchy Kardashian among those who have benefited from the eternal game of musical chairs.

Yes, Mario Lopez and Khloe Kardashian have officially signed on to Simon Cowell's latest celebrity judge-fest. As you likely know, the Fox series already features softball criticism from the likes of Britney Spears and Demi Lovato and is now giving American Idol a run for its money in the Random-@ss Judges sweepstakes.

You may be asking yourself, "Aren't people like Mario Lopez and Khloe Kardashian just famous for being famous and, thus, the most retarded choices possible for a talent competition show?" and you would be right, but…actually, that's it. You're just right.

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