Bristol Palin is dating a professional snowmobiler named Joey Junker. Bristol is reportedly “smitten” with Joey, 30, and her friends say that “she has been texting with him a lot the past few weeks.” When’s the wedding?

Us Weekly reports that the 22 year-old mother of Tripp Palin, “really likes him! She is a quiet person but she seems to “light up” whenever she gets a message from Junker. Someone asked about her ‘boyfriend,’ and she turned bright red blushing!”

I feel queasy.

The young mom reportedly “wants to be cautious” about the men she brings into her life. Hopefully thinks with Joey Junker will work out for Bristol, considering that she thinks children should be raised in a home with two heterosexual parents.

Joey Junker has a retarded name just like everyone in the Palin family does. He already fits in perfectly.