Kris Jenner is still leaking flattering stories to TMZ, allegedly. Today we have a story about Kimye turning down $3 million for photos of their baby. Sigh.

As if we aren’t supposed to detect the blatant butt kissing, TMZ’s article begins with: “PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED … unlike other celebs, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West turned down a chance to rake in some serious coin off their unborn child.”

How selfless! Give these two a medal.

The post claims that the couple “has been flooded with lucrative deals” for their baby’s first pics. They were even offered $3 million from an overseas tabloid and the couple may consider selling photos in the future.

Yes yes y’all. Be prepared to hear stoopid stories like this until after Kimmy K gives birth. You’d think she was 6 months along instead of 12 weeks. Bloop.