"Planning a Threesome to Spice Up Your Marriage."

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Jersey Shore has ruined my life cause I can not look at pictures of Michael Lynche or watch his audition video without wanting to describe him as a "Guido juicehead" or in the words of Jenni "J-Woww" Farley, a "gorilla." In other words, Michael Lynche is buff as hell and he's such a cutie.

Michael was rumored to be one of the Top 24 American Idol contestants until his dad announced that his son had made it. Idol contestants must sign a confidentiality agreement and Michael's dad violated his contract. It was rumored that Mikey became disqualified, but I've snooped around and Michael remains in the top 24. The rumor about his dismissal was one that got blown out of proportion.

So Michael's still in it and he's still a hot juicehead whose muscles I wouldn't mind squeezing. Or rubbing. Forget about his voice. The only thing I'm remembering are those arms. But if you wanna hear Mike sing, you can check out his audition video below.

Didi Benami's best friend Rebecca passed away. Rebecca was one of Didi's biggest fans, so Didi auditioned in memory of her friend.

Didi sang the Beatles "Hey Jude" and she made the song her own. Simon Cowell reluctantly sent her to the next round while Avril Lavigne said that she has a lot of potential.

Didi's real name is Vered Benami. Vered is Hebrew for the word "rose." Didi's from Los Angeles and she's rumored to be in American Idol's Top 24.

The moment we've all been waiting for... drumroll or eyeroll please, here's a picture of Benjamin Brady!

Benjamin has some of the best genes ever: Tom Brady's hotness mixed with Gisele Bundchen's sexiness. As you can see, he looks like any other infant does! Awwww.

Gisele allowed Brazilian tabloid Quem to post the pictures of her little bundle of joy. Gisele gave birth to Benjamin in a bathtub in December. She's said that the delivery was very easy for her and she's thin again. She's just a lucky b*tch. I've gotten over Gisele being a homewrecker cause I'm sure Tommy is cheating on the road, or he will, so it's all good.

I wonder if Benjamin will grow up to be as cute as Tom Brady's first son John Moynahan, who happens to be ridiculously cute? There's not much to see here, all, but it's good to know that Gisele and Tom aren't hiding Ben from the media.

I actually wrote a post yesterday that I didn't post yet about how Kimmy K deserves a ring from Reggie Bush. She is the quintessential supportive girlfriend and a curvy future Stepford wife. It seems that after years of whining and talking about how she wants to become Mrs. Bush, the young New Orleans Saints player finally proposed to Kim Kardashian!

One of Kim's friends left a very suspect tweet on Friday night claiming that Kim and Reggie got engaged at Miami's Prime 112 restaurant on Friday.

The owner of the restaurant himself, Myles Chefetz, confirmed it last night. When he stopped at his friend Ludacris‘ table, Myles told the table that Reggie and Kim had just gotten engaged on Friday!

The owner even gave the details to Ludacris' table, saying that Reggie asked Kimberly to marry him in a private corner of the restaurant with both his and Kim's family there to see it all.

In the picture above, Kim is clearly hiding her left hand and Reggie is seen possibly looking to make sure Kim's hand is covered. Folks believe that Kim wants Reggie to get his shine since he just won the Super Bowl and all, and then they'll come forward with the news later... Expect the Ryan Seacrest KIIS FM interview and all the tabloids to be all over this in sequence with a Keeping Up With the Kardashians episode where Kim gets engaged.

Black people and country music go together like peanut butter and mayonnaise; but Haeley Vaughn, 16, doesn't care about stereotypes. She's a cheerleader, she plays the guitar, and she wants to be "the first black pop country mainstream singer," dammit!

Haeley is adorable and she has an interesting bio. She was born prematurely, weighing only two pounds at birth, and her father passed away when she was only 10 years old. It's unlikely that she will be successful if she pursues country music, considering that many country music fans are heavily concentrated in the Souf where folks aren't exactly open-minded when it comes to black people. But the same could be said about Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Tiger Woods and the Williams sisters, who have all defied the odds. Good luck, Haeley!

Anyone else have no idea how Beyonce is ever able to perform at any time ever, running around and dancing in stilettos, without tripping and falling weave down first? B was doing the damn thing in Brazil when her heel gave way and sent her to the floor.

Being the stage veteran that she is, Beyonce remained on the floor, pretending that the fall was a part of her act. If Beyonce's weave caught on fire, she would just head toss a little harder while ad-libbing about fire until the blaze became smoke! Work it, Sasha.

We all know how desperate for peen Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is, well now she has something else to suck on other than pickles. Snooki's new "guido juicehead" is none other than Emilio Antonio, a bodybuilder.

Snooki says that she and Emilio are "the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life!" Uhhhhh... Snooki also says that Emilio works at the gym and she's "excited for everybody to see" them together. I'm not excited to see them together, but I am excited to see pictures of Emilio. That dude is gorgeous!

American Idol contestant Aaron Kelly looks 14, sounds much older, and is actually 16 years old. The adorable aspiring singer sang Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" during his Idol audition; he has a great voice! Aaron has a long way to go because Idol isn't for the shy, but he is too cute for words and I hope he goes far in the competition, like making it into the final 12 or 10 so he can go on tour.

Jermaine Sellers sang Joan Osborne's "What if God Was One of Us" and he became one of the Idol hopefuls headed to Hollywood.

Jermaine Sellers has quite a resume. He's already toured with Tyler Perry's play "The Marriage Counselor," appeared on BET's "Sunday Best," and he's working on a new BET show called "106 & Park Generation Gospel." Jermaine has also toured with R&B singer Monica.

Jermaine already seems to have a flourishing career, so why does he need American Idol? Every aspiring singer needs American Idol, IMO, that's why. Idol will help him to reach his dreams quicker and on a much larger scale after millions become familiar with his face and his vocals.

The 26-year-old has taken care of his sick mother since he was 17 and he's from Joliet, Illinois. I LOVED his audition. You can check it out after the jump.

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