Rihanna is a size queen and isn't going to date some man with a little penis. I guess it's safe to say Chris Brown was rocking a big tube steak considering how long they stayed together. I used the below picture because I figured Rihanna likes everything big... Big hair, big jewelry, big purses, so a big penis is a given.

When she was asked what a man can do to impress her in a recent interview with Bravo magazine, Rihanna made it clear that size does matter and if you ain't packin, well your just plain boring.

"He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn't make it fun. Right now I don't want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun."

I'll bet she made a lot of little wanker guys go completely limp when they heard she wants her own personal John Holmes. It's alright little men, there's always blow up dolls that don't care what size you are!

There's two things that Lindsay Lohan is good at and she should stick with 'em.... Snorting coke and taking pills. Lindsay was brought on as a celebrity adviser to work with the Ungaro fashion line and it turned out to be a complete disaster. When her 'works of art' debuted at Paris fashion week, it was an embarrassment to the fashion industry.

CEO Mounir Moufarrige is the dumbas* who announced over the summer that he was bringing Lindsay on to f*ck everything up "provide an electric shock" to the fashion house and all she succeeded in doing was making a mockery of the company.

Ungaro's chairman, Asim Abdullah wants Lindsay out before she does any more damage than she already has to their fashion line.

"Asim wants her out now. Department stores in the States have already told him they won't be picking up the line if Lohan remains a collaborator, so it's a serious issue."

Mounir is the one who hired and gave Lindsay a multi-year contract and he doesn't want to fire her. He better do what's right and get rid of her straggle haired *ss before he gets booted himself. Even main man Ungaro is upset with Lindsay's hand in the collection and said "I am furious, but I can't do anything about it," adding that the label "is in the process of losing its soul."

Just pay her whatever you agreed upon in the contract because you'll lose less money by getting rid of her, rather than letting her get her cigarette stained fingers onto any more of your designs.

So the other day I posted a photo of Demi Moore on the cover of W magazine because it looked as if part of her hip was missing in the picture. Demi posted a message on Twitter regarding the photo controversy and says her hips weren't altered. She also posted another version of the photo to prove she wasn't missing her curves.

"Here is the original image people my hips were not touched don't let these people bulls--- you!"

At least we finally have a celeb who will stick up for herself when we criticize the photo for looking over edited. Ya know why? Cause she's a sexy bitch who doesn't need some imaging nerd editing the hell out of her photo, because she just looks that damn good. I'd give my left boob to have a body as hot as Demi's, especially at 47 years old... But I still think her hip looks weird.

Carrie Prejean's brother, Billy Arnone, is coming to her defense over the current sex tape scandal, but all he really did was succeed at making an a** out of himself. During a recent interview, he explained that Carrie's sexcapades were on a cell phone and were meant to be private, but that's not what is landing him on my perv-boy list.

When asked if he would watch the sex tapes if they were published, Billy said "If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.” Does anyone else feel dirty and the need to take a shower after reading that comment? Seriously I would never go to another family function if my brother who wants to watch me diddle myself on video was going to be there. What kind of jacked up family does Carrie come from for crying out loud!

By the looks of this photo, I would say Hayden Panettiere has a thing for machine guns! There can't be one man out there who isn't thinking of his own penis being in place of that gun in the picture.

As if the gun pic isn't provocative enough, wait till you watch the video of the golden champagne shower photo shoot. If I didn't know any better, I would think Hayden went into the porn business cause it looks like she's getting a serious load shot in her face. I wonder if the champagne shower photo could land photographer Tyler Shields in trouble since Hayden isn't of legal drinking age? Oh who cares, it's still hot!

Miley Cyrus' tour bus driver was apparently killed when the bus he was driving drifted off the road and flipped in Virginia. Sources say Miley usually rides in that bus but was not aboard at the time of the crash.

Officials are investigating whether the driver died before the crash or after -- which could explain why the bus drifted off the road. A rep from Dinwiddie Fire and EMS tells us the bus had been carrying Miley's concert production crew -- the rep also tells us there were 14 passengers on-board.

Miley's manager said it was one of their tour buses but not Miley's. It was a bus that transports their lighting crew. Thank God Miley wasn't on the bus or tweens would be causing riots and throwing themselves over cliffs had she died in that crash.

R.I.P. bus driver dude.

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized earlier this week for what was thought to be the cold, but that was just a bullsh*t lie. The human walking crack pipe was actually hospitalized for an anal leakage problem... I mean a booby leak. Amy's father who has previously said that Amy's boobs are great explained on his TV show that she was actually in the hospital because she had a "little leaky something or other."

One of Amy's friends also chimed in about Wino's leaky breast and said "She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

I wouldn't put it past Amy to have begged the doc to fill her implants with vodka instead of saline or silicone so she could poke a straw into her t*t and get her buzz on when she needs to. I'm not comprehending how she has stuff literally leaking out of her boob especially since she had them done over a month ago. Would she still have open incisions around her nips? Somebody with fake boobies please fill me in cause my inquiring mind wants to know.

Tila Tequila tried giving an explanation for her very odd and very naked Ustream video and says she made it after having anxiety and she "just kind of flipped out a little bit." Really? Just a little bit? It's not every day that a celebrity acts like a complete nut job while running around naked on the Internet.

Tila also said she wants people to give her another chance because she wasn't treated fairly about her abuse allegations. She also says Rihanna is sending out a bad message by keeping quiet for so long about her incident with Chris Brown.

"No offense to Rihanna, but because of what she did, it sends out a message to everyone ... 'When you get beat or abused, keep your mouth shut.' So I decided I am going to come out and speak about it and fight for it... What Rihanna did ... her message was to say quiet and that's not OK."

Just because Rihanna didn't do interviews with every magazine and talk show in America after she was beaten black and blue, doesn't mean she was keeping quiet and trying to sweep the whole thing under the rug. Sometimes we forget that famous folks are regular people who have their own personal issues to deal with too. She waited until she was comfortable with speaking about the beating and you can't knock her for that.

Pull out the tissues and curl up in the fetal position because the queen of talk shows is going off the air in 2011. Oprah Winfrey is expected to announce the end of The Oprah Winfrey Show during her live show today.

It is rumored that she will keep the show going on her upcoming network, OWN: The Oprah Winfrey Network. So it's not like she's really going away, she just won't be on basic cable anymore which has to be a dagger in the heart to CBS. They're playing nice and released a statement regarding big O's departure.

"We have the greatest respect for Oprah and wish her nothing but the best in her future endeavors," CBS TV Distribution, which distributes the show, says in a statement. "We know that anything she turns her hand to will be a great success. We look forward to working with her for the next several years and hopefully afterwards as well."

I don't know what it is but I've always liked Oprah and I've been watching her show off and on for over 15 years. If I have to pay extra on my cable just to get her network, don't expect me to watch her show after 2011. I'll be alright though because Ellen is becoming my new daytime addiction.  

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are being sued after their dog allegedly attacked a flight attendant in 2006. Veterinarian Karen Overall, who has been hired by flight attendant Lisa Wilson's legal eagles, said the dog has behaved "aggressively and in a manner that consistently endangered humans."

Lisa Wilson claims Marc Anthony's military trained guard dog, Floyd, head butted her leg while she was carrying silverware, which caused her to fall and seriously injure her back. While investigating the incident, Dr. Karen Overall found the dog had also acted aggressively toward J.Lo and Marc's personal chef while he carried sharp cooking utensils. Apparently this dog is not a big fan of fine cutlery.

Apparently, eating utensils really set Floyd off. Overall singled out Anthony for knowing it and should have gotten the German military-bred pooch retrained. Wilson also noted that she had been told to be careful around Floyd - more evidence the couple knew he was a danger. She contends Marc Anthony ordered her not to make eye contact with the dog and to call Floyd by his name if she needed to pass.

This is a ridiculous lawsuit. I would understand if the dog bit a chunk out of her thigh or possibly dry humped her and bit the back of her neck in the process, but just knocking her over is a lame reason to sue.