Posts by Jester

Entertainment Weekly is claiming that The Martha Stewart Show is doing an episode on pot. Literally? I don't know, but they claim that the episode features Jimmy Fallon bringing brownies to Martha, and jokes about Michael Phelps. Maybe that shit flies in Connecticut, but I don't find that amusing at all. Not that marijuana isn't a hilarious topic, it's just that only way I would find this funny is if Martha was teaching people to roll blunts and finished the show by sparked said blunt and passing it to Snoop Dogg.

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Harlow's little outfit is so adorable. I'm not a huge fan of kids but I really like this one. She's pretty fierce which I suppose is a reflection of her mother. Nicole looks like she really loves being a mom, which is a lot better than what she was doing before.

Camilla Belle is more famous for her boy friends than her career. She is currently dating Joe Jonas, but rumors say that she is cheating on him with her long time friend Robert Pattinson.

Squeaky clean pop star or dirty bad boy actor? There is no evidence to prove the latter but I'm my opinion she should pick Robert. Joe isn't even a real musician. He plays the tambourine and sings every once and a while.

The Oscars aren't until Sunday but Movie Crunch claims that the above document is completely legit. The scanned letter reveals all of the winners for Sunday's Academy Awards. None of the winners surprise me. All of the nominated films were truly amazing this year.

I'm posting the picture after the jump because I don't want to ruin any one's day. The picture may cause several different reactions. Personally, I'm so sad for Rihanna and I'm angry with Chris Brown. Now that this picture has surfaced I hope everyone will take this a little more seriously. Domestic violence is not funny. Chris Brown's career needs to be over.

Oh you thought that was the only foolish thing Kanye West had to say in the Details article? Hell no! This thing is going to be chock full of crazy quotes, including this little gem:

"People ask me a lot about my drive," he says. "I think it comes from, like, having a sexual addiction at a really young age. Look at the drive that people have to get sex�"to dress like this and get a haircut and be in the club in the freezing cold at 3 a.m., the places they go to pick up a girl. If you can focus the energy into something valuable, put that into work ethic…"

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A friend to the couple tells People Magazine that over the winter holidays Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson got engaged.

"They're so excited," says the pal, adding that no wedding date has been set. "They're a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief."

When contacted by People, Rachel and Hayden's rep declined to comment. Personally, I'm upset. The OC fan inside of me is SCREAMING "Summer and Seth 4ever!" but I know this is unrealistic. In my fantasy Adam Brody would interrupt the wedding ceremony and he and Rachel would drive off in the sunset. Don't mind me and my delusions.

I think Ricky Martin is pulling an Anderson Cooper. He lives his life as a gay man, but just wont acknowledge it in the press. At least that's what I hope he is doing, because if he thinks he is fooling anyone by showing up to an Armani store opening with mucho product in his hair and a purple satin scarf around his neck, he is seriously disturbed. It's not like he is making albums anymore so if he wants to keep his shit private, I say let him. I realize that I'm being a total hypocrite by saying that but I really want to look like a good person.

Okay I tried really hard to let Kanye be great, but when he says foolish things I can't. How can I let Kanye be great when he is clearly not? I am an honest person. Great people do not say things like this:

"Put this in the magazine: There's nothing more to be said about music. I'm the fucking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I'm doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It's on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let's talk about how my fucking sweater didn't come back right from Korea. That's what's interesting me."

This not-so-humble quote came from Details Magazine. If I am to let you be great Kanye, you must be humble about your greatness. Until you learn this, I and many others will not let you be great. Suck on that!

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Okay, I didn't want Mickey Rourke to win Best Actor in a Movie at the Oscars this Sunday but now I've changed my mind. According to TMZ Mickey's dog Loki has passed away. SAD! Loosing a dog is tough, and to make him feel better I wish Mickey some Oscar gold. Mickey recently appeared in a PETA ad with Loki and thanked him in his Golden Globe speech.