Posts by Firecracker

I can describe the New Moon premiere in one word: PANDEMONIUM! In fact, I am 100% certain that my ears will never be the same. Thousands of high-pitched, screeching, shrieking females busting out their vocal chords in unison for hours has changed my life forever.

Now, I wasn't supposed to be at the New Moon premiere but those who know me in person know that I have a long history of getting in backstage at concerts and the like. It's all about faking confidence. There were THREE check-in points that I had no desire to attempt approaching. So I walked past all three and just looked a security guard in the eye and walked on over to the red carpet, per usual, and they bought it.

The premiere was held at the beautiful community of Westwood near UCLA. Streets were blocked off. Fans and cops aligned the street for blocks. I hadn't seen anything like it before.

Most of the celebrities and even Twilight cast members arrived in limousines or SUVs with tinted windows. But when Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed up - solo and in that order - they arrived in black cars with glass windows, therefore fans were able to spot them for blocks in advance and the screaming commenced and continued on end. In fact, it didn't matter if anyone famous exited a car or not, fans began screaming whenever a vehicle drove down the friggin' street.

Kellan Lutz, Dakota Fanning, Taylor, Robert and Kristen all personally greeted fans, but their personal interactions involved very few fans and interactions were brief. Fans had been camped out for up to five days, but how many people can say they were within a few feet of Patsy?

The New Moon premiere was like the second coming of Christ and I'm glad that I got to witness the hilarious hysteria, like the mother whose daughter wanted to leave but she wanted to stay. Ha! And the overall, tangible energy of the crowd was fun. I had no access to any of the stars because they're honestly like Christ himself - way too many handlers and snobs everywhere and psycho publicists.

I think it's great to get excited over something like Twilight if it brings you pleasure. I spoke with the lady in the top picture of this post and I wouldn't fly from Hawaii to L.A. only hoping to score some tickets to New Moon, but if she had fun doing it and has the money to do so (I hope she does) than great for her.

I did see all of the celebrities that were there: Jennifer Love Hewitt (with her great badonkadonk and looking very hot), Jamie Kennedy, 50 Cent, Jennie Garth, the New Moon cast, the Glee cast, etc. But I only have a few pictures below because the paparazzi were literally shoving me out the way and my camera sucks, therefore taking pictures became useless. I think a great time was had by all.

And to everyone checking out the movie tonight at midnight, I hope you love it. I'm going on Friday night.

Robert Pattinson's butt accident

One of my favorite videos

Scratch and sniff Megan Fox's crotch

Victoria Beckham says she's not going to lie about what she eats

Oprah is cancelling her show?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granny Conrad is writing ANOTHER book

Christina Aguilera looks like a blonde Asian Jennifer Lopez, IMO

Taylor Swift needs to back off

John Mayer on the Today Show

The 2006 Lady Gaga video bloggers are raving about

Matthew McConaughey's pregnant girlfriend dresses like Kourtney Kardashian does

Who's hotter: Kristen Stewart or Ashley Greene?

Kim Kardashian responds to nose job rumors

Ray-J has already given Just Right, real name Ophilia, the boot on For the Love of Ray-J 2, but Trey Songz hasn't let her go. Ray-J sent Just Right packing because she was dating Trey Songz on the side. VH1 had also allegedly edited out mentions of Trey on the show.

Ray-J was falling for Just Right, but could NOT stomach that she was dating and was still in love with rival R&B singer Trey Songz while in his house.

So he voted her off because he knew he could not win her over enough to cut Trey off completely. Ray also made sure VH-1 cut out all mentions and footage about Trey Songz out of that episode that is why they made her appear boring and like he did not connect with her.

Trey is also trying to keep his romance a secret so that he won't upset his fans, but the two were spotted at a party in Indianapolis a few weeks ago looking like a twosome.

Freida Pinto and Dev Patel of Slumdog Millionaire are still together! The adorable couple had a weekend getaway in San Diego where they were spotted at the Hard Rock Hotel "wrapped arm in arm, whispering in each other's ears."

Dev even carried Freida Pinto's bag into their suite before they went out to dinner at Nobu. They also visited Shamu at SeaWorld for a VIP tour where they fed the animals. They relaxed at Float, the Hard Rock's poolside lounge, and then took a train back to Los Angeles.

OMG, I love these two. They are so down to earth and they don't do the casual dinner and a movie crap, they feed animals and take a damn train back home. You can't get anymore down to earth than that.

When Robert Pattinson was filming an outdoor makeout scene with Emile de Ravin, female fans and bloggers went crazy.

Initially we didn't know if Emile was his new girlfriend. They looked so happy together. Our hearts palpitated and then sank as we reviewed the 'proof' of their budding new relationship. Noooooooooo! Not Patsy! And then we had a sigh of relief when we discovered that Emile wasn't his new lady friend and by 'we' I mean my own damn self.

Robert Pattinson is a talented actor and like Leonardo DiCaprio and others who starred in larger than life films, if he has drive, he has all the right tools to prevent himself from being typecast and to create a very lengthy, remarkable, diverse career. Here he is in the trailer for his new movie, Remember Me.

This looks good!

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian posing for the magazine I used to write for, Saturday Night Magazine. She looks absolutely gorgeous and that's because I know the art director Photoshopped and airbrushed her to perfection just like they do at every magazine.

On filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians:

I think that sharing our lives on the show is actually very beneficial. The best feedback was the wedding special. Before, people were saying, “Khloé and Lamar met a month ago now they are getting married. This is crazy and it can’t be real.” But, after seeing the wedding special you see the whole process of what their life is like together and how they fell in love. If anything, people are now saying they totally get it. It’s just the best way for us to tell our side of the story.

On what she wants for Christmas:
I am very content right now. I do like to buy myself something for Christmas and my birthday. I would like to buy myself a house. I’ve been saving for one for a long time, and I just want my own place. I love little stuff like new dishes if I move. I love and am obsessed with cozy robes. I just found robes for everyone in my family.

On the paparazzi:

If you happen to shop down Robertson Blvd. then you know they’re going to be everywhere. It happens that I love to go to this nail salon in Beverly Hills where there are always paparazzi. At times it’s frustrating because I just want to get my nails done with no makeup on and in sweats. Times like those you just wish they weren’t around... It’s not the end of the world. It comes along with the territory. It doesn’t make or break my attitude or mood. It doesn’t really matter to me either way.

If no one will put Tila Tequila on camera, she'll put her own damn self on there and she'll be naked while filming, too.

Tila Tequila has been reportedly naked for hours, ranting about San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. Tila alleges that he's a "woman beater."

Tila also said, "I am an angel ... because I am here to save the world with my army. People call me an attention whore .. or whatever ... but excuse me I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself ...

Tila also reminds us that we were born nekkid, saying, "I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing ... that's why I'm a lesbian ... I was born naked ... anybody who is against that is gay and in denial."

Tila's lawyer claims that her incident with Shawne Merriman has pushed the petite slut over the edge. Oh really? Tila's an embarassment to all domestic violence victims and she makes me wanna pop her implants.

Loosen up, boy!

This isn't the first time Levi Johnston has walked the red carpet. He was Kathy Griffin's date at the Teen Choice Awards, he's had multiple appearances on The Insider, been interrogated by Tyra Banks and Larry King, plus he's an aspiring actor and model. But he still looks awkward.

Levi Johnston looks like he raided the Jonas Virgins closet and put this ensemble together. He also looks gassy and frightened. Loosen up, honey.

Mother of two and one of the hardest working women in show business, Britney Spears is already working on her seventh studio album. Although Britney just wrapped up her Circus tour in the States and headed overseas to lip synch Down Under, her label has already planned out how to continue to milk her.

"Britney Spears will release the follow-up to 2008’s Circus in late spring 2010, it has been confirmed. According to her record label Jive, the singer is working towards a May release for her seventh studio album.

Songwriter Sean Garrett is already writing songs for her new record. She is also expected to work with Max Martin, who wrote "Baby One More Time," "If U Seek Amy" and "3."

I don't know why I got a little surprised when I first heard about this. Now that I think about it, when you don't write your own songs it's easy to drop a new disc every six months if you want to.

Although Adam Lambert was named Out magazine's Breakout Star of 2009, Adam and Out magazine editor Aaron Hicklin are going at it.

In this month's issue, with Adam featured on the cover, Aaron writes a letter in which he puts Adam, his record label, and management on blast.

Aaron said, “We’re curious whether you know that we made cover offers for you before American Idol was even halfway through its run. Apparently, Out was too gay, even for you."

Aaron said that Adam Lambert's team was concerned about what an Out magazine cover would do to his record sales. Aaron added, “Imagine! A gay musician on the cover of a gay magazine. What might the parents think! It’s only because this cover is a group shot that includes a straight woman that your team would allow you to be photographed at all.”

The journalist who interviewed Adam was also allegedly cautioned against making the interview "too gay" or "you know, gay-gay."

Adam wasn't too happy about this unnecessary expose and posted the following tweets:

• “Dear Aaron, it’s def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine…
• Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publications’ agenda onto my career.”

Aaron slams Adam for not being "gay" enough, yet Lambert is his publication's Breakout of the Year honoree? I think Aaron is hoping Adam will show him how gay he truly is by gettin' down with him. Yes, that's silly and I took it there cause this feud is equally as silly. Adam is as gay as they come and he's proud and he's out of the closet. I dunno what more Aaron should want or ask of him.