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The News of the World claims these pics of Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo were taken four months ago at a party. The News of the World isn't saying that's Vanessa Minnillo in the pic, but we all know it is.

Picture of Vanessa wearing the same shirt and bracelets in the pictures above:

The two coke whores in the pics above allegedly had strawberry cocaine then decided to get into some S and M nonsense or sumthin like that with knives.

A source close to Lindsay is scared. "These photos are very worrying. Lindsay is so out of control. She should not be left within a million miles of a knife. The states Lindsay gets herself into she is lucky to be alive."

The "source" in the quote above is mentally challenged. Linds is 20 years old, she wasn't going to slit her throat. Granted she is retarded and destructive, but she was just playing around.

That being said, can you believe Nick Lachey's bitch Vanessa Minnillo?! Who knew she was such a dumb skank?

Haha.

This pic was taken a few hours before she checked in:

Paris Hilton was taken to jail around 10:30 pm last night. She was accompanied by her mom Kathy, sister Nicky and her lawyer. She was dropped off a few miles away to avoid the paps. Paris apparently won't have a cell mate despite previous reports.

The heiress will spend 23 hours a day in her cell. She'll be released for one hour to take a shower, make phone calls and mingle with the guards.

Paris issued the following statement:

"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes."

"This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

Waaa, waaa, waaa... I'm thinkin' of Charlie Brown. This spoiled brat is going to do as many interviews as possible so she can try to look like a victim. No one cares. Everyone laughed at her ass last night at the MTV Movie Awards. That's what she gets for showing up.

I hope she stays in all 23 days before serving her 23 day sentence, then 23 more just because! And throw in some solitary confinement. I bet Paris is wearing makeup right now and craving a manicure.

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Isla Fisher and fiance Sacha Baron Cohen arrive at LAX airport on Thursday after returning from their vacation in Mexico.

Isla and Sacha have yet to confirm reports of Isla's pregnancy but they don't have to say nuthin!

I see a bump and I can't wait for baby Borat to get here.

Gawd, Sacha's so hawt, even when I can barely see his face. You can run Isla, but you've got too much to hide. Congratulations.

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Now this is what being a frenemy is all about!

Lindsay Lohan's friend and alleged occasional lover, DJ Samantha Ronson, has been seeling out Lindsay to the paparazzi.

Samantha allegedly has an agreement with a photo agency to tip them off about LaLo's whereabouts and creating photo-ops.

But that's not all, the cocaine found in Lindsay's car after her crash may have been Samantha's!

While her DJ pal Samantha Ronson, 29, looks like she's there to help her pal through thick and thin, she's really making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted.

While an "out of it" Lohan thought she was just going home after a night out at Teddy's in Hollywood on May 27, Ronson made a side trip to a gas station.

A source tells Celebrity Babylon, "The car was only down a quarter tank, and yet Samantha stopped for gas. She has a side deal with a photo agency and they paid her to make the pit stop!"

If that wasn't shocking enough, sources say that it was Ronson who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay's car. "

There were three of them crammed into the Mercedes sports car and Samantha was the one that had the cocaine with her. Lindsay later questioned her about leaving it in the car for the cops to find and Samantha blew her off."

Ronson, who makes anywhere from $2,000 to $3,000 a night deejaying at clubs and private parties, has accumulated a substantial side income taking her pal in front of paparazzi cameras for money.

Now this story makes all the sense in the world to me! When I first saw the pictures of Lindsay passed out, I wondered why the eff her friend was just staring at her ass and didn't cover her face up. But why cover your friend's face when you're getting paid for the pictures?!

In the picture below, notice Samantha's hand, adjusting Lindsay's hoodie so that the paps get a good view of her face!

I also wondered why coke was found in Lindsay's car. Linds had her crash, she fled the scene and we all do stupid things when we're wasted, but it didn't make sense that coke would be left in the car she deserted. Now we know that the coke was planted there by her loyal BFF Samantha Ronson.

Linds may take the heat for possessing Samantha's drugs, but I hope she finds out how disgusting Samantha is. Then maybe all of her troubles may have been worth it so that Samantha won't be able to continue to bring her down. She needs to ditch all her friends just like Brit Brit did!

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Kelly Clarkson became one of the biggest stars on the planet after the monstrous success of her 2004 album, ‘Breakaway.' But there's been tons of controversy surrounding her new album, ‘My December.'

You love the first single, ‘Never Again,' but will the rest of the songs be as strong? Now you can decide for yourself. Kelly gave us an exclusive preview of three more songs from the album â€" which hits stores on June 26 â€" and told us about the inspirations behind them. Does she have another hit on her hands?

The pressure is on for Ms. Clarkson! I feel like buying "My December" on eBay or downloading it for free. So, please let me know if Kelly's new disc is hot or not cuz I have my doubts for some reason.

Preview My December
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LINKAGE

LMAO - Britney Spears message to fans deciphered! - Glosslip
Guess who called Jenny Craig? - IBBB
Which singer blames gay men for the super skinny women trend? - Holy Candy
Which producer is refusing to work with Michael Jackson? - Juicy-News
My future husband Adam Levine keeps getting hotter - Daily Stab
American Idol's Jordin Sparks is a liar - Gabby Babble
Pictures of Lindsay Lohan in rehab - Evil Beet
Scary Spice may soon be coming to a TV near you! I hope she gets on this show - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
ICYDK: Nicole Richie had a fender bender - Ninja Dude
Lindsay Lohan is bad for business - Celebrity Smack
Jake Gyllenho and Reese Witherspoon are still going strong - Allie Is Wired
Trailer of Lindsay Lohan's new movie - Bumpshack
Celine Dion's son is pretty - Glitterati
Taylor Hicks making out with his girlfriend on the beach, pics - Girls Talkin' Smack
This douche is releasing a 2nd album?!!!!!!!!!! - Derek Hail
Matthew McConaughey is the male Fergie - I'm only talking about workin' on his fitness people, not the face - Celebrity Puke
OMG! The original Eminem is back for more reality TV - ICYDK
Pirates 4 on the way - Monica Monroe
Like mother, like trainwreck - Mollygood
Who's your mommy? Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman are feuding - Celebitchy

On why he refused to mention Lindsay Lohan last night during NBC Nightly News:

It does not and it won't be NBC Nightly News ... we have Justice Ginsburg reading her dissent today from the bench. We have record violence in Iraq. ... We've got a whole lot to cover and very little time."

Um,... I love him! As a celeb blogger it's an assumption that I'm obsessed with celebrities but I'm not. Celebs are everywhere, distracting people from real news. Yeah, it's fun to find out what the eff they're doing. But it's even more important to make sure you're informed on the real issues, the ones that affect your life, your future, and generations to come.

Brian's the hotness for focusing on what really matters and what's truly important.

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Shiloh looks like Angelina with Brad's eyes.

At the family's special rental in the Czech Republic capital, where Jolie, 32, is on location shooting the thriller Wanted, the clan gathered on May 27 to celebrate Shiloh's big day. Jolie had to work that morning, but was home by 2 p.m. to be with her daughter.

"I was contacted by the bodyguards," Katarina Rozsivalova of Prague's Balon Servic (a balloon service) tells Us.

"They told me they needed 50 balloons for Saturday and Sunday. An assortment of colors." Also delivered: cookies and a cake. "One time, when the kids were bored, [Pitt] had them all throwing empty pizza boxes as Frisbees," says a source. "Obviously, Shiloh was too young to join in, but you could hear her laughing."