Okay, I didn't want Mickey Rourke to win Best Actor in a Movie at the Oscars this Sunday but now I've changed my mind. According to TMZ Mickey's dog Loki has passed away. SAD! Loosing a dog is tough, and to make him feel better I wish Mickey some Oscar gold. Mickey recently appeared in a PETA ad with Loki and thanked him in his Golden Globe speech.
With age comes wisdom and for an unlucky few, moobs. Matt Damon knows this well. He was recently snapped in the Caribbean on vacation with his family Monday. Last Summer,
Matt had to pack on pounds for his role in the Informant and had to quickly lose the weight for reshoots of his film The Green Zone. It looks like he has found a middle ground of the two but that includes moobs.
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Season 8 of Dancing With The Stars is going to be so trashy. I can already tell by the pics. Scratch that. The cast selection alone indicates the trashiness of this season.
Derek Hough looks scared of Lil Kim in his picture. He is gonna have to be a lion tamer! Maksim looks like he caught a whiff of Denise Richards' dirty cooch in their picture. I don't think he will be lifting that leg up again. When I looked at Belinda Carlisle's picture I was confused. It looked like Shanna Moekler! Belinda has too much work done. Shes beginning to look like a cat. Steve-O looks so uncomfortable, and I am uncomfortable seeing how uncomfortable he is.
My prediction is that he will be the first one out. Everyone else looks really good. My pick for the win is Shawn Johnson. She's a cute young Olympian that is light on her feet. She is Dancing With The Stars gold.
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Madonna is such a cougar. A life ruining cougar! Now that she is divorced she is dating a young Brazilian named Jesus. I guess she is trying to impress the youngster, because now rumors are saying that she may be providing songs for the Twilight sequel New Moon. NO! First the Jonas Brothers, and now Madonna? This shit is pissing me off. If you really want to impress a toddler Madonna, make a cameo in the Hannah Montana movie and sing a duet with Miley on the soundtrack, leave Twilight alone.
Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher share a lesbian kiss - CNW
Save your goatee - OMG
Are they virgins or not? Effing Jonas' - WIMB
Paris Hilton Upskirt (its been a while) - CS
Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant hook up off screen - CK
Stop blowing kisses! Nobody wants it - AB
PETA strikes again - RR
Katy Price is looking extra slaggy - SN
Rihanna's Myspace is blowing up - GB
Lily Allen's Third Nipple returns - B!
Chris Brown's family is in denial - AG
PETA's worse dressed stars list - SP
The Housewives of NY return - IBBB
Nothing conveys sincerity like reading from a teleprompter and looking sedated. When the Chris Brown and Rihanna scandal broke, I immediately knew that Phelpsy must be so happy. You know he is!
Monica Leon aka Danger of For the Love of Ray-J says she's 3 months pregnant with Ray-J's baby. Of course she is the skankiest one. Only Ray-J would pick the nastiest of the group to bang senseless in his rented mansion. Monica says that she is 100% positive the baby daddy is Ray-J. She says:
"There is no way the baby can be anyone's but Ray J's. I was locked in a mansion with him and 13 girls from October until the end of December. Toward the end of the first week of filming, we made love for the first time - and we slept together every night after that! I didn't want to fall for Ray J, but he was so charming. I was in love with him, and as strange as it might sound, I think he loved me."
You didn't want to fall for him? Then why were you on the show bitch!? That is just foolishness. I bet you didn't want to get that fugly tatt on your face too, but you did it anyway.
I'm sure VH1 has already signed this bitch to do a dating show of her own. They are probably giving the unborn fetus a dating show too. Dating shows and a raging case of herpes for everyone!
As if this weren't enough scandal for the day, Whitney Houston and Ray-J have been on-again-off-again lovers for a while, and with pics from the other day we can assume that they are on again. Poor Whit-White. She is like the 40-year-old version of Britney Spears circa 2004.
Check out some grown and sexy pics of Danger!
Last night at the American Idol Experience launch, Carrie Underwood was asked about Chris Brown and Rihanna. Carrie says she saw them at Clive Davis' party and "they were fine."
"I don't think anybody actually knows what happened. I have no advice because, thank goodness, I've never been in any kind of abusive situation."
She also said that she wishes people "would stop" spreading rumors about what led to the incident.
"You hear a new one every five minutes, and some of them are getting kind of ridiculous. I really hope everyone will lay off and just let everybody who's involved figure out everything first."
I don't really know if anything being said is ridiculous. It's not unrealistic for someone to attack another person over a text message. I've heard of worse things that occurred because of jealousy. Even though I disagree with Carrie I still think she is fabulous.
On Thursday all seven American Idol winners (and a bunch of American Idol losers) and Ryan Seacrest gathered for the opening of Disney's new attraction, the American Idol Experience. This is the first time that Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Taylor Hicks, Carrie Underwood, Jordin Sparks, and David Cook have appeared together.
I think Ryan purposefully sandwiched himself between Mickey and Carrie Underwood because they are the only ones with successful careers. Yes, that includes Kelly Clarkson. The rest of the people in this pic either never had careers (Taylor) or had careers that tanked (Ruben) or they are just starting off (David). Kelly is picking herself up, but that doesn't mean she exempt from my bitchiness. I hope Carrie left quickly. That girl can't take the chance of catching a case of SUCK.
This girl can't catch a break. After making the top 32, Joanna Pacitti has been disqualified from American Idol. It was announced in a statement from Fox, "It has been determined that Joanna Pacitti is ineligible to continue in the competition." Allegedly Joanna had a close relationship with several producers of the show. This gave her an unfair advantage especially during Hollywood week when she forgot the lyrics in EVERY round. Joanna is being replaced Felicia Barton.
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