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We would all love to think that the above pic is of a brother and sister holding their new baby sibling. Well its not! That's a picture of a new mommy and daddy with their infant daughter, and you thought the Octuplet mommy was crazy.

Alfie Patten is 13, but he conceived his daughter, Maisie when he was 12 with his 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle. What the hell? The teen-couple are now living with Chantelle's trashy ass father in the Britain's council housing, which is like the projects. You can read the whole story at the source. BLECH! I'm so creeped out right now.

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The sequel to the immensely successful Twilight is still in pre-production but that's not stopping anyone from getting a piece of its inevitable success. The Jonas Brothers are throwing their name in the hat to be on the New Moon soundtrack. When they were asked if they would be willing to work on the soundtrack they responded eagerly.

"That would be really cool.The movie ['Twilight'] was obviously a huge success," Nick chimed in. "If they asked us to be a part of it ['New Moon'], then that would be great."

As a Twilight fan I do not approve at all. I think that the Twilight soundtrack fit the movie perfectly and it sounded nothing like the Jonas Brothers. Even though this movie is going to be a little different, I still dont think their sound would fit.

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As if the awful made for TV movie starring Willa Ford wasn't enough, they are now turning Anna Nicole Smith's life in to a Opera. British Compsoer Mark-Anthony Turnage at London's Covent Garden hopes to have it  finished in 2011.

"It is not going to be a horrible, sleazy evening," director Elaine Padmore, tells The Guardian. "It is going to be witty, clever, thoughtful and sad."

"It is not just a documentary about her, but a parable about celebrity and what it does to people."

Is this necesary? Why can't people come up with some original ideas instead of making operas and musicsals about actual people and movies? Its sad. Creativity is dead.

MTV's True Life is casting for new season - B!
Salma Hayek breastfeeds starving child on tape - CNW
Best In Show goes to the Sussex Spaniel - OMG
Kim Kardashian to release a workout DVD - WIMB
DJ Khaled isn't dead y'all - CS
Mandy Moore is engaged to Ryan Adam, wait I thought they were dunzo? - CK
Screenshot of the new Tarantino flick. I AM SO EXCITED! - AB
New Ting Tings music video is rad - RR
Ugly Betty is not canceled; renewed for fourth season - SN
Sharon Osbourne has everything done except for her lips and eyes - GB
Christin Bale Delays Batman Sequel - AG
Eric Dane is trying to get his wife pregnant - SP
Heidi Montag is NSFL - IBBB

Most of the things Terrence Howard says are incoherrent and devoid of thought. He's a brilliant actor, but he is also a moron. Regarding the attack of Rihanna by Chris Brown, Terrence had this to say:

"Chris is a great guy. He'll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her."

Yes, he is such a great guy, and he loves her SO MUCH that he gave her "horrific" injuries including bite marks and bruises. Not to mention he strangled her till she passed out, and then left. Wowza! In Terrence Howard land love is rough.

I really didn't want to talk about the octuplet mommy again today, but I find this so ridiculous that I had to share it. Mother of 14, Nadya Suleman has launched a website to raise money. Its not even tucked in the corner of the site. There is a huge ass DONATE button front and center. Nadya admits to being $50,000 in debt and on government assistance. Basically, we are already donating to that stingy psycho-skank with our taxes. I am not including the link to the site. I do not condone throwing money away. Giving money to this woman will encourage her to have another litter of babies. Seriously, this should be considered criminal. Take the kids away and lock her ass up. Better yet, just lock up her reproductive organs.

Can you beleive that this woman has had three kids? Of course if Kate Winslet saw these pics she would be screaming in her English accent about how they use Photoshop, and how it's not real. Blah blah blah. Honey, that's real. Heidi Klum is a f*cking goddess.

Kanye West isn't the only rapper upset about Rihanna being attacked. Sources for the NY Post say that Jay-Z is "enraged."

"He hit the roof," a source close to him told Us Weekly. "Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew."

Wait, what does that mean? Is Jay-Z going to have him killed or something? I refuse to believe that. You can't solve violence with violence.

In 2007 while "Umbrella" was burning up the charts, Rihanna told People Magazine that Jay-Z was extremely protective of her.

"I just found out from a mutual friend that guys will talk to Jay first before they try to approach me," Rihanna told People magazine. "He's very protective. Jay has my best interests in mind.

"If it's a good guy, I know Jay won't shut him down. But if he's not, Jay will be, like, 'No, no, no.' "

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