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It looks campy! I love campy Britney. I'm a little excited to see this now.

Even though the new cover of Life & Style magazine claims that she is, Nadya Suleman denies the claim that she is obsessed with Angeline Jolie. Many people are think that the mother of octuplets and six other children is trying to act and look like Angelina. In an interview with Dateline Nadya addresses this:

"I have never even thought of Angelina Jolie except the last time I saw a movie," Nadya retorted. "I think that was like years ago. This is so far away from the place I'm in right now to think of any celebrity."

The mother of fourteen also denies claims that she had plastic surgery or lip injections. Personally I think it doesn't matter. She will never be like Angelina. The actress may have a hoard of kids, but she also has the means to take care of them. Nadya can't support her children. She has no job. She has no home. She's so selfish. Uh, it makes me so angry.

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OK! Magazine claims they know the details of the events leading up to Chris Brown attacking Rihanna. According to OK! the couple were fighting all weekend. When they arrived in LA on Thursday they fought over which kind car to drive to the Grammy rehearsals.

Chris wanted to take a sports car but Rihanna wanted a larger one so she could bring friends. Eventually Chris won, and they took his Lamborghini. Couples are so dumb. I wondered if they ever considered driving separately.

Friday night the couple went to the Verizon & BlackBerry Storm Grammy party at Boulevard 3. While Rihanna performed, Chris Brown talked to Paris Hilton.

"He and Paris went outside together," a witness tells OK!. Back inside, they got closer. "Paris was all over him," the partygoer says. "Rihanna caught wind of it and spent the rest of the night glued to him."

Tension was reaching it's breaking point Saturday night. The couple attended Clive Davis' party separately.

Arriving solo, a stern Chris dismissed the press and made his way to the ballroom. Shortly afterward, Rihanna arrived and forced a smile for photographers before leaving for the red carpet. Suddenly Chris reappeared as if he was going to meet Rihanna but she was gone. "It was," says the source, "an awkward moment."

They managed to make it through the party without having a fight, but events took a violent turn around 12:20 am when Rihanna found an ex-girlfriend's number in Chris' phone. We all know what happened next.

So Paris Hilton was only a small part in this attack, and it's not really her fault. Rihanna was clearly insecure in her relationship with Chris Brown. Though she may have been jealous and angry, the only one to blame  is Chris Brown.

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Michelle Obama is on the cover of the March issue of Vogue. She was photographed by my favorite photographer of all time Anni Leibovitz. It may have to do with the fact that she's a lesbian, and she mostly photographs celebrities, and she works a lot for magazines, but lets not over analyze this.

Anyway, back to Michelle. I love her so much. I think I love her more than our current President. That being said, this whole Jackie-O-lookalike thing needs to stop. Even though the dress she's wearing on the cover is by Jason Wu (who did her inaugural gown) it still screams Jackie O. She needs to find her own aesthetic. Don't get me wrong. She looks amazing, but I think she needs to change things up.

Please work on that Michelle. I still love you.

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When will be rid of this douche? Heat Magazine claims that Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears' ex-lover/paparazzo thinks that he is still dating the pop princess.

"I still love Britney. I'm her boyfriend," Adnan told a pal. "Britney has a beautiful soul. We share something really special. The truth about us will come out eventually, but it's not for me to talk about. I love her."

And we thought Britney was delusional. I'm sure we would have seen pics of Britney with Adnan if this were true. Daddy Spears may have her conservatorship, but she has her car back. If she really loved him, she would have found a way to see him.

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More Stupidity For Elizabeth Hasslebeck - B!
Madonna Foists Unibrow on Younger, Hotter Daughter - CNW
OMG, overshare: T-Shirts - OMG
Drew Barrymore's Pierced Tongue - WIMB
Renee Zellweger Is Woman of the Year - CS
Jennifer Aniston Has an Open Invitation on the ‘Rock of Love' Bus - CK
We Are All Malkovich Today - AB
Axl Rose: "In regards to Slash... one of the two of us will die before a reunion" - RR
Brad Pitt Is Scurred To Die - SPL
Miley Cyrus Insists She Meant No Harm By Appearing to Make Fun of Asians - GB
Tom Cruise Offends The People Of Brazil - AG
Nick Carter is anti-marriage - SP
Heidi Montag Stretches NSFL - IBBB

Taylor Swift appeared on CSI. How many lines did she have? She looks cute.

These past few weeks have been really tough for Jessica Simpson. She's created an uproar with her new larger figure. Then rumors came out that her boyfriend, Cowboy's Quarterback Tony Romo was cheating on her. This and the many technical difficulties may have lead to Jessica's breakdown at a concert in Grand Rapids

"My voice is weak tonight," she said, tearfully, "and I feel so vulnerable onstage." Problems plagued the performance, as Simpson had issues with her ear piece, her voice, and just holding it together emotionally. "Sorry," she mouthed to the crowd, as she lost her place in a song.

At one point during the show, the 28-year-old had her band restart a song after several bars; at another, Simpson admitted she wished she could "walk off the stage," but gamely persevered until the end, giving props to her band. "They had my back the whole time," she said. It appeared that the singer left the stage in tears after her final song, professing her love for the encouraging crowd.

I wish I could feel bad for Jessica, but I really can't. She puts herself out there a lot of the time. She doesn't need to let the public in on her personal life, and now that she has she's more open to attacks. Toughen up Jessica!

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Jennifer Aniston's next movie is called The Baster and it will costar Jason Bateman:

Bateman and Aniston will play best friends Wally and Kassie. When Wally learns that Kassie plans to become pregnant through artificial insemination, he replaces the donor's semen with his own and must live with the secret that he is the father of her child.

Wait, this is a romantic comedy? It sounds more like an episode of Maury to me. I think Jen is trying to be funny by picking this role. I mean she's getting old and has no children and the tabloids are always claiming she is pregnant, but this time I think the joke is going to be on her. This movie sounds tragic rather than funny.

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I like Isla Fisher. I think she's fierce and gorgeous, but I am not feeling her attire in these pictures. These were taken at the Confessions of a Shopaholic premiere in New York. I can't say I hate the dress, but I don't think its appropriate for this event.

She's supposed to be the star of this movie, and from what I've seen, this movie is saturated in bright beautiful colors. She should have worn some bright and gorgeous that screamed movie star. This dress doesn't do that by any means. On to the shoes. Aside from the fact that they are the ugliest color I have ever seen, they are also shaped really weird. I personally don't think there is enough toe in those peep toes.