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It's About Time Hayden Found Someone Closer In Age

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It looks like Hayden Panettierre (19) and Milo Ventimiglia (31) are dunzo. If they aren't dunzo then Hayden is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Radar Online saw Hayden at Crown Bar last night and they claim that she was macking heavily on Jesse McCartney (21). Radar claims that the pair was fervently making out. Jesse was kissing Hayden's neck while she was sitting in his lap. Then she got up and did a "sexy dance" for him.

Even though Jesse is slightly douchey I still support this decision. Hayden is 19! She needs to get away from old man Milo and have some fun. If she feels like hooking up with a random pop singer then she should.

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Just Pics: Ryan Reynolds In Men's Health Magazine

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Clive's Pre-Grammy Party Is Full of Divas

Every year Clive Davis has a Pre-Grammy party. This party is notorious for having amazing singers perform. This year is no different. Jennifer Hudson is stopping by and performing for the second time since her family tragedy.

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Leona Lewis will also be performing. She will be forming her cover of Snow Patrol's Run!. There is one other performer. That would be Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston "will, barring any physical ailments, perform at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party," a rep for Davis told Page Six.

Aside from performers, a bunch of other big names will be attending the party. Attendees include The Foo Fighters, Will.I.Am, and Britney Spears.

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Michael Phelps Is Drama

In the past week Michael Phelps has gotten caught smoking a bong, been threatened to be arrested, lost his Kellogs endorsement, been suspended from USA Swimming for three months, and now he is threatening to quit swimming all together.

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Michael Phelps recently told The Baltimore Sun (HOLLER! B-More) that he may walk away from swimming for good. This would mean he wouldn't swim at the 2012 Olympic Games. Jank face says:

"This is a decision of mine that I'm not going to make today and I'm not going to make tomorrow. It's going to require a lot of time and energy and a lot of thinking for myself - but also talking to Bob and talking to my family and just deciding what I want to do. If I decide to walk away, I'll decide to walk away on my own terms. If it's now, if it's four years, who knows. But it is something I need to think about and decide what I want to do."

Whatever Michael. I just think that the Phelpster loves the publicity. Last week he got caught choking on bongs, this week he is threatening to walk away from swimming. That's just stupid. He is young and could set an even bigger record, and therefore make more money. That is just bad business, and if Michael has done anything smart during his career its doing good business. This is just a ploy to get the attention off of the pot smoking and the subsequent mess that followed.

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Taylor Swift In Self Magzine

I like Taylor Swift, but sometimes she really shows how young and juvenille she is, and I suppose hanging out with Miley Cyrus isn't going to make things any better. In the upcoming issue of Self, Swift discusses her songs and her fans.

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"If you don't want me to write bad songs about you, then don't do bad things," Swift, 19, tells Self magazine in its March issue.

She lives by that simple mantra �" and a commitment to writing honest songs. "I don't think honesty is ever something you should regret," Swift says. "I figure if I'm going to cover things up and try to hide the way I feel and try to be perfect all the time, people are going to see through that.

She continues: "And also, if you're trying to change yourself all the time to adapt to what you think you should be, you're going to run out of the things to be after a while."

Still, the teen superstar says she's a little surprised by how fervent her audience is. "What blows me away the most," Swift says, "is that anyone actually cares what I have to say."

But that doesn't mean she's unappreciative.

"If I sign an autograph for someone, I don't put them in the category of ‘fan' and keep them at arm's length," she says. "If we strike up a conversation and we like the same things and we have the same sense of humor, then they're my friend."

I wish Taylor would keep it real and actual say that she likes it when boys are mean to her because that is her bread and butter. Joe Jonas being a dick to her, as well as her other boy friend is cash in her pocket. Don't tell them to stop being bad. Encourage that shit. There has to be some content for the third album.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Whines About Courtney Love

Whenever I think about Gwyneth Paltrow I always feel annoyed. She's always whining! This time she was bitching about Courtney Love to Elle UK.

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"We were in an elevator and she was really horrible to me. And I was the biggest Hole fan of all time. I was devastated. Then she went on a drug spiral,"

I'm pretty sure Courtney Love is horrible to most people, especially to vapid bitches like Gwyneth! Apparently they are cool now.

"When she got sober, she contacted me and was like, ‘I feel like I missed an opportunity with you.' Then we just started texting and talking and now when she's here (in the U.K.) she comes round. When we're in L.A. we have dinner."

Probably because she found out that Gwyneth is BFFs with Madonna. I think Courtney's goal in life is to either be friends with Madonna or actually be Madonna.

More Ways To Make Money Off Of 'Twilight'

Catherine Hardwicke, the director of Twilight, is releasing a book about the movie. The book includes behind the scenes pictures, and story board sketches. Also in the book is information on casting, location scouting, wardrobe and Hardwicke's favorite scenes.

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I'm surprised she even agreed to do this. Hardwicke was not asked to direct the sequel to the movie New Moon. How many other ways can they make money off of this movie? I'm still waiting for a Twilight video game.

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Just Pics: Eliza Dushku Sexy 'Dollhouse' Promos

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I am so excited for Dollhouse. It premieres February 13th and it stars Eliza Dushku. She is reunited with Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon. I am psyched. Buffy is my favorite show ever! Plus Eliza looks AMAZING!

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Simon Cowell & His Chesticles

It seems like Simon Cowell has been into displaying his chest since 1979. In these pics Simon is 19 and flaunting his chesticles like a proud gorilla. I really don't get it. We see him all the time wearing V-necks and unbuttoned shirts. Its like he thinks his moobs are full of splendor or something.

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