Posts by Jester (Page 6)

Wait! I thought that show was canceled. Nuts! Now I feel compelled to watch it. Anyway the show is in for big changes. Originally the show featured Denise, her friends, her dad, and her kids.

Well Charlie Sheen was not happy about his kids being exploited so he tried to stop Denise. It didn't work the first season, but Charlie tried again recently and won. Charlie threatened E! and the shows producer, Ryan Seacrest with a whole bunch of legal mess, and they caved. So now the show is not allowed to feature Sam and Lola.

Now the show will be "hipper" and will feature Denise as a dating single mother who hangs out with her friends. Soooo, it's still about her being a crazy whore. It may work. In fact seeing Denise with her daughters made me feel bad for hating her because she is a decent mother and her kids are so cute. Now, with it just being about her and her vapid fuckery, I won't feel so conflicted.

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I like Kanye West but lately he's been scaring me with his blog posts. Even if they are just attempts to gain press, they freak me out. I think he is going mad. If anyone really has mercury poisoning, it's Kanye West.

Here are some snippets from his recent rant.

I'VE BEEN LOVED AND HATED.... I'VE BEEN HAILED AND RIDICULED... I'VE BEEN INVITED TO SHOWS AND AS USUAL ASKED NOT TO COME... I'VE BEEN ATTACKED FOR BEING ME... FOR BEING BRIGHT RED IN A GREY WORLD.... I AM NUCLEAR ENERGY... WHEN INCAPSULATED IN AN IDEA OR BOX LIKE A STAGE OR SHOE DESIGN I CREATE MAGIC... WHEN LEFT FREE SOMETIMES I BURN THINGS...

Wait, wait wait. You burn things? As in you light shit on fire. Everyone keep your distance, he's a pyro!

IT IS THE CRACK IN THE WALL THAT ALLOWS LIGHT TO SHINE THROUGH... SOOO THANK YOU SENSATIONAL NEWS REPORTERS ... THANK YOU GOSSIP SITES... THANK YOU BARBER SHOPS... THANK YOU TO ANYONE WHO THRIVES ON THE DOWNFALL OF OTHERS FOR I WILL NOT FALL!!! YOUR PESSIMISM IS MY POWER... YOUR PRESUMPTIONS LEAD TO MY REDEMPTIONS ...

Um, your welcome? It's really no trouble at all.

I LIVE FOR THE FIGHT... I AM A SOLDIER OF FREE THOUGHT IN A CLOSED MINDED WORLD AND I AM READY FOR WAR... I HAVE LOST EVERYTHING SO I AM FEARLESS ... YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE UP AGAINST... I WILL SPARK A GENERATION OF THINKERS WHO WILL QUESTION TRADITIONAL THOUGHT UNTIL THEY FIND THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.

It sounds like he is starting a cult. DON'T DRINK THE KOOLAID!

YOU FEEL THE WORLD WILL NEVER CHANGE.. YOU FEEL MISERY IS THE ONLY COMPANY... AND I AM HERE TO PROVE YOU ALL WRONG... (I'LL GIVE THE SECRET TO MY DEMISE FOR ALL THAT WISH I WOULD JUST DROP DEAD.... ACCEPTANCE!!... IF YOU COULD FINISH MY SENTENCES THERE WOULD BE NO REASON TO START THEM. )

That is some crazy shit ladies and gentlemen. He's too sensitive. I really don't feel like people are that hard on him. At least not enough to bang out these paranoid psycho-blogs. I can name 10 celebrities that have it worse than him, and that don't do crazy shit like this. Can't someone in his entourage slip him a Xanax?

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According to BritneySpears.Com, Britney Spears' new album was just certified platinum by the RIAA. How exciting? I'm not really shocked though. I think it's well deserved. She's really been putting an effort towards promotion this time. Fingers crossed for double platinum.

Amy Winehouse's Camden apartment was robbed last night. The Sun reports that the burglars kicked in the padlock door and ransacked the place, stealing $30,000 worth of valuables. Apparently the (former?) crackhead was living large.

The robbers stole her flat screen TV, five guitars, and her digital recording equipment. Even though the thieves didn't take her crack pipe collection, or find any of her stash, Amy is still upset.

"Amy is devastated. Some of the guitars are irreplaceable due to their sentimental value. The flat is in a real state. It had been cleaned up in preparation for her return. Now she will have to start from scratch to replace what has been stolen."

Uh, Amy, if you don't want your apartment broken in to, don't tell the world that you are going to be in St. Lucia for a few months! Those robbers knew you were too busy taking your top off and playing Scrabble on holiday. That shit was probably easy as cake!

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Ali Lohan was posing for photographer Jonathan Ressler. Apparently he's having an exhibit for Extraordinary Women, or at least that's what its called.

I would like to ask him what's so extraordinary about Ali? Is it her 40-year-old fashion sense? Her obnoxious performance on Living Lohan? The fact that she hasn't killed her mother yet? Or is it that she finds nothing wrong with wanting to be like her big sister?

Do you get my point yet? She isn't extraordinary! She's a 15-year-old spoiled brat. She's actually the opposite of extraordinary, especially in these pictures. I will admit she does look pretty, but anyone who thinks its sexy could be called a pedophile. That's not good.

PS: Take those blue contacts out! They creep me the fuck out.

Jennifer Hudson is back to work filming a music video for her next single If This Isn't Love.

The Oscar winning actress's music career went on hiatus while she mourned the death of her mother, brother, and nephew who were victims of a tragic triple homicide last October. The music video will premiere the week of February 9th.

I am so glad Jennifer is back to promoting her album. I hope she had enough time off. I can't even imagine what she was going through. Don't forget, Jennifer will be singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl this Sunday!

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I've been a huge Lady Gaga fan since this Summer. My best friend found Just Dance on iTunes before it exploded and it was basically our vacation theme song.

I remember coming home from the beach and looking her up online and we were shocked!

I've come to love her sense of style. It's eccentric, and it works for her. It also works for her wallet. The press can't help themselves. They always want to see what she'll wear next, and we do too.

These pics are from Wednesday night. Lady Gaga was out in London cavorting in what seems to be a skirt made out of latex. When I first saw it it reminded me of a dental dam. You can never be to careful! Her sunglasses look like those old people ones that you can find at Rite Aid. It's a mess, but because it's Lady Gaga, it works.

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted at a L.A. Courthouse fulfilling his civic duty as a prospective juror in a misdemeanor battery case.

While in the courtroom, Gyllenhaal was allowed to go through the juror questioning process known as voire dire in a private room.

Sources say that Jake was told to remove his baseball cap inside the courtroom. He was excused for the day but not from the case. He will have to return tomorrow to find out if he was selected. I think I know a certain someone who will be skulking around the courthouse tomorrow.

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Jason Bourne has beef with fellow spy James Bond. Matt Damon had some choice words to say about the Bond Franchise to the Miami Herald.

"They could never make a James Bond movie like any of the Bourne films," Damon says scornfully. "Because Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He's repulsive."

Wait wait wait, is he joking? I don't think he is because when I get bitchy and serious I use as many 30+ point Scrabble words as possible. I wonder what has Matt's jock in a bunch?

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