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Unlike Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt is claiming there are no hard feeling between her and Hef. Bridget was the last 0f The Girls Next Door to move out of the Playboy Mansion after seven years of residing there.

"He's so excited for me and happy for me. Hef says if I want to come back to the mansion and bring a date, that's no problem. He's just being really sweet about it. We have gotten closer than ever. I will love him forever, there's no question," Marquardt says.

I kinda feel bad for Bridget. I mean she was basically forced to move out when Holly and Kendra bounced. I mean its not like Hef kicked her out, but no one wants to be the last one leaving the party. I know she has her travel channel show, and bunch of things are happening for her, but she's the only one that is breaking up. Kendra has her football player, Holly has her magician, and Bridget has.... her cat and dog? I guess that's enough for her. Bridget has always been the "glass half full" girl.

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Criss Angel and Holly Madison took off to a  luxury beachfront resort in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The Pair plan to go horseback riding and ATV riding while on Holiday.

The more I see these two together, the more I think they fit. I remember when I heard they were a couple I couldn't believe it. It just seemed so diverse, but now it just seems normal. I guess anyone Holly dated after Hef would seem weird. I mean we are used to seeing her with a hunched over old man.

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I think we were all pretty sure that the days of tag-along K-Fed were dunzo, but apparently we were wrong. The oh-so-reliable National Enquirer says that Kevin Federline will accompany his ex-wife Britney Spears on her 33 city tour.

The Circus starring Britney Spears starts in New Orleans this coming March.

That's not all. The Enquirer also claims that "Kevin is working on a deal for a reality show based on following Britney's Circus tour." I don't believe this for a second. What are they gonna call it? Chaotic Part Deux?

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I'm sure Paris Hilton is no stranger to hiding in bathrooms. Whether it be to fuck, jerk, or blow it is my assumption that Paris has become accustomed to residing in bathrooms for a spell. This past weekend Paris found another reason to chill by the potty.

After the Golden Globes Paris Hilton snuck into the Creative Artist Agency's post-Golden Globes party.  When CAA's Kevin Huvane found out that the disease-ridden vamp had infiltrated the fiesta, he demanded that she be removed from the Sunset Towers party.

"Kevin was outraged at her sense of entitlement, and he was adamant that she be removed," an eyewitness confides to us. "He was storming around, yelling ‘Who let her in? She is not invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!'"

So instead of just bouncing before security had a chance to remove her, Paris hid in the bathroom. LAPD security had to wait for 15 minutes for the gutter-butt skank to exit the Ladies' (and I use that term loosely) Room. Sources said she "emerged looking red-faced and embarrassed."

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David Beckham isn't the only one modeling for Amani. His wife and Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham is getting in on the action.

Personally I think she looks fab from the neck down. Her haircut looks like a little boy. Not sexy! Well unless you are a pedophile.

US Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake recently saw each other at a restaurant. They say the run-in was extremely awkward.

Britney Spears ran into ex Justin Timberlake at Yatai Asian Tapas Bar in West Hollywood Monday night. Timberlake was in the middle of a late-night dinner with current girlfriend Jessica Biel when Spears walked through the door with her mom Lynne around 10 p.m.

While "Jessica looked gorgeous," Spears "didn't look the best, but she probably thought no one would see her, as this restaurant isn't usually a hot spot." The witness describes the restaurant as "so small…like the size of a living room," and the situation as "uncomfortable."

"Jessica and Justin looked to be slumping down in their seats to avoid [Spears]. She left 30 minutes later. Shortly afterward, Justin and Jessica got in their car and left."

While I realize slumping down is extremely douchey, it's also completely understandable. The slump is a knee jerk reaction when you see someone that you don't want to see out in public. I have also been known to cover my face with my hand. It's extremely pathetic, but necessary. Being that I am a nasty bitch, I piss a lot of people off. I completely empathize with Justin, but not with Jessica Biel. I have no clue what it's like to live my life as a woman while having a penis and scrotum. Not that I think being a pre-op transsexual is bad by any means.

In the new film Nortorious the life of the Notorrious B.I.G is examined. This includes people in his life such as Sean P.Diddy Combs, Faith Evans, and Lil Kim. In a statement released by Lil Kim, she lets everyone know how she feels about her depiction in the film.

In a statement, she said: "The film studio and producers involved were more concerned about painting me as a ‘character' to create a more interesting story line instead of a person with talent, self-respect and who was able to achieve her own career success through hard work."

She added: "Even though my relationship with Big was at times very difficult and complicated (as with most relationships we have all experienced at one time or another), it was also genuine and built on great admiration and love for each other. Regardless of the many lies in the movie and false portrayal of me to help carry a story line through, I will still continue to carry his legacy through my hard work and music."

Kim is a picky bitch, so I have a feeling anything producers did would piss her off. In fact I think this whole releasing a statement thing is just a tactic to get herself a piece of the pie. Now she is just trying to make the movie about her.