Posts by Snarky

I've seen a dog surfing before but watching an alpaca do it takes the cake!

Kat Von D and Nikki Sixx are an item again. WTF is up with her Ronald McDonald hair?

I had no idea Jared Leto was such an alpha hipster.

Is it just me or does it look like Johnny Depp is enjoying a blow job?

If I'm going to give up my eggs, you better pay me!

Heidi Klum is hot but the spider on her leg is freaking me out.

Here's a shocker: Jessica Simpson's new reality show sucks.

Terry Richardson likes tampon tea. Need I say more?

As the day goes on, we're learning more about Jesse James' mistress Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee. Not only was she a tattoo model, but Radar has revealed she also advertised herself on an adult website that features live web cam chat.

For a small price, subscribers can chat with Michelle on the Internet or check her out on web cam. In a nutshell, here's how Michelle whores herself out:

"I am the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam. Come have a hot and steamy affair with inked girls like me on live video. My feet are perfect and I still get a lot of foot fetish requests like pedal pumping and fruit crushing. I even do a bit of the dominatrix thing on the side with those executives that need to be disciplined, though I mostly wear leather and chains for my video chat customers."

I'll keep my money in my pocket!

Earlier today I posted a story about a stripper model named Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee who claims she slept with Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James. I wondered if there was any truth to it or if the ho is trying to score some loot on a bogus story, but now that Sandra is pulling out of the London premiere of 'The Blind Side', I'm starting to believe it is true!

Warner Bros. released the following statement regarding 'The Blind Side' London premiere:

"Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blindside has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film."

I'm totally jumping the gun, but I think he cheated. Why else would she pull out of the London premiere for her movie? Take his *ss to the cleaners Sandra!

Kate Gosselin was on The View this morning and was asked about recent reports that she's been sporting a divatude with the Dancing with the Stars cast. Kate a diva? Say it ain't so!

Kate says she has only met the cast once and is primarily practicing in her basement. She also admitted ex-husband Jon Gosselin was at the house with the kids while she was in LA for a week. I'm sure the kids were happy to finally see their dad again! So what did Kate have to say about the diva rumors?

“It’s no different than what I’ve been facing for the last year. I feel like it’s unfair. If you meet me, not the tabloid me, not anything else, you will realize I’m just like moms everywhere working. I’ve had a great time with the whole cast, so it’s untrue, unfounded, ridiculous.”

You can check out video of Kate claiming she's just a regular mom and not a diva, below.

Remember little Winnie from the Wonder Years series? Well she's obviously all grown up and is knocked up with her first baby!

Math nerd Danica McKellar wondered if she was pregnant but wanted to put off the pregnancy test while she worked on her third book Hot X: Algebra Exposed. Yes, she really writes books about math.

"I wanted to put off the [pregnancy] test because I didn't want any distractions. That only lasted a day – I couldn't stop thinking about it and I caved! When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible."

This is the first baby for Danica and her husband Mike Verta. Congrats on your bun in the oven!

Gabourey Sidibe's mother Alice Tan Ridley tells Radar that her Oscar nominated daughter would like to shed some pounds. I have a feeling we'll see Gabby as the next Jenny Craig spokesperson later this year!

“The truth is Gabourey would like to lose some weight but the reality is that she would not have gotten the role of Precious if she had not been heavy. As her mom I would like to see my daughter healthy but if she didn’t lose weight that’s not a problem either – it runs in our family."

Gabourey took some heat from Howard Stern last week about her weight, and there's a rumor that producers want her to do Celebrity Fit Club. I think she should start off trying a Zumba class because it's a b*tch, but it's a hell of a workout. She'll sweat out 10 pounds of water weight in the first class!

Stripper and tattoo model Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee claims she was getting her sex on with Sandra Bullock's husband and star of Monster Garage, Jesse James. Michelle says the affair went on for several weeks while Sandra was out of town filming a movie. Michelle's a sexy one, isn't she?

Michelle tells In Touch that she initially met Jesse James after she sent a friend request to West Coast Choppers hoping to get a modeling gig. She claims Jesse personally emailed her and they met up a week later where he gave her a personal tour of the garage and his office.

“We ended up on the couch. He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, ‘What’s going on with you and Sandra? He said, ‘She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it.’”

This is when she assumed (you know what that does, makes an *ss out of you and me!) Jesse and Sandra had split, so she let him tap the naughty spot. She said they had sex 'two or three times' that night and kept having sex twice a week for the next five weeks.

She also says Jesse didn't wrap his weenie when they had sex and she gave him a special nickname because he's 'well endowed'. Are you ready for this ridiculous nickname? Vanilla Gorilla. WTF? The name is cheesy in itself, but now I'm wondering if gorillas have big peen?

I feel bad for Suri Cruise. Yeah, she's living a lavish lifestyle flying around in private jets and having amazing birthday parties at Disney World, but wearing heels at the ripe age of 3 and carrying  handbags that cost more than an airline ticket is beyond ridiculous. 

In the new issue of Us Weekly, sources say Suri 'hates jeans' and carries an $850 Ferregamo purse. Can you believe that sh*t? Yes you can because Katie Holmes and alien boy Tom Cruise are her parents. Put some sweat pants on the kid and let her make some mud pies! I don't care how rich you are, you're ridiculous if you're gonna allow your toddler to walk around sporting a seriously expensive purse.

I understand they've got a butt load of money and can pamper their little princess however they please, but don't be shocked if she turns out to be the most spoiled brat in Tinseltown 10 years from now. I'm just sayin'!

I would hate to say I don't know if there's much truth to this or not, but I'll report it like there is. It's just hard to believe half the crap that comes out of Michael Lohan and Kate Major's mouths. According to TMZ and attention whore Kate Major, Michael Lohan suffered a minor heart attack yesterday afternoon.

Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack. Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a "procedure" but wasn't specific.

Our days of seeing Kendra Wilkinson's sexy little booty and big breasts in Playboy are over! While promoting the SoBe Lifewater March Madness bracket challenge, Kendra told Radar it's time to focus on being a mommy instead of dropping her clothes for Playboy.

“I’m a mother now. Of course I’m not going to quit my whole life but my Playboy days are done. Time to move on and be a mom, that’s my focus."

Hard to believe, right? Give her a year or two when the baby mayhem slows down and she may change her mind. Who needs Playboy when you're doing interviews and photo shoots for the tabloid magazines on a weekly basis? I've always liked Kendra because she's somewhat normal, and taking a break from getting naked to raise her little man is the right thing to do. Do your thang Momma!

Glory days!