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Since enjoying a quiet dinner date at Per Se in New York City last month, Bradley Cooper remains connected with Jennifer Lopez and hopes to one day keep her as his own. A source speaking with Us Weekly says Bradley is "really trying to woo Jennifer in a big way" and apparently Bradley "has been after Jennifer, calling her, for ages."

The two have been texting and talking a lot since their dinner date, and Jennifer is enjoying his company. A source close to Jenn says, "Considering how depressed she has been since her breakup, it's no surprise that she has finally decided to let him in."

If Brad has been after her for so long, that makes me think he's into that whole holier than thou diva attitude that J.Lo has. If that's the case, he just got a lot less hotter. Damn you Bradley, you're ruining my dreams.

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Teresa Giudice and the ridiculous drama that she brings onto The Real Housewives of New Jersey is what makes the show a hit. You may disagree, but what would the show be without psycho T causing problems?

Teresa is actually getting tired of the drama herself telling In Touch Weekly, "I signed up to be with my friends, hanging out, having fun. I didn't sign on to have my family and friends trashing me."

Even if Teresa wanted to leave, Bravo would do everything they can to keep her as an insider reveals, "They don't want to lose Teresa as they feel she is their biggest asset. She is ratings gold."

Lets face it, Teresa's not going anywhere. She loves the camera and the catty fights she drums up with her supposed friends. I think Bravo would have to pay her to go away!

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Last week people were shocked by Lindsay Lohan's appearance at the THQ launch party last week when she walked the red carpet with some brown, rotted looking teeth. Leave it to Lindsay's poppa Michael Lohan, to explain to us why Lindsay's choppers look so bad.

During an interview with Jane Velez-Mitchell on HLN's Issues, Michael made the revelation that Lindsay's funky teeth are the result of smoking a pipe with meth or crack. As he points out, drugs such as prescription medication would affect all of your teeth, not just your two front teeth.

"She's smoking either crack or meth, either one or the other. I'm not going to shade it."

Michael, who claims he wants to see Lindsay happy and healthy said, "She's an addict, she doesn't care and she's in denial."

Yeah, she's also in denial about performing her community service programs but Judge Sautner put the smackdown and fear in her yesterday. She's actually going to start doing her community work, but I doubt she lays off the crack pipe!

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Reports out of Argentina are claiming Macarena Lemos allegedly spent some time with Justin Bieber while he was in town. This story is confusing because I only speak English, and most people seem to be having a problem translating exactly what's being said in the Argentina news.

Macarena apparently had dinner with Justin Bieber, who told her she was very pretty and complimented her on her windbreaker. Macarena and Justin allegedly shared a kiss before parting ways. Now, I'm getting this from The Mirror who did a Google translation of what was said in the news reports.

Don't take too much from this as it could be a simple story lost in translation --literally-- but it does make for some interesting news!

Michelle Obama revealed her hubby isn't a big fan of the Kardashian shows and doesn't like his daughters Sasha and Malia watching their shows. Now get this... The Kardashian clan is shocked President Barack Obama doesn't want his kids watching their TV shenanigans.

According to TMZ, the Kardashians were surprised by the news because Obama personally told Khloe he thought Keeping up with the Kardashians was a great show when they met at the White House last year. The Kardashians actually believe Sasha and Malia could learn something from them because the girls deal with real-life situations and problems such as relationships and so on.

Yeah, but what about the moments in the show when they're dry humping each other or talking about ball sacks? That's not exactly appropriate for a 13 and 10-year-old to watch. Come on Kardashians, get over it. Not everyone likes you!

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Lindsay Lohan booked another modeling job yesterday while she attended her court hearing where she was cuffed and stuffed after her probation was revoked. That modeling job being, of course, her latest mug shot.

Lindsay's latest mug shot, compared to previous ones, isn't exactly Vogue worthy. It appears the hard partying has taken a toll on Lindsay's face along with the 'enhancements' she has done to her lips. She plumps those suckers up with fillers and it almost looks like her lip is disfigured. Her face appears to be swollen and the horrific makeup doesn't help. This isn't one of her best looks and I'm just comparing to other mug shots.

This makes mug shot #5 for Lindsay and I can't imagine what she would look like in #6. Hopefully we don't need to worry about seeing Lindsay's next mug shot.

Skinny little Ali Lohan wanted to be a model and her wish came true. Ali recently posed for Fault magazine wearing a retro bob style wig, a tight leather dress, and in another shot, she's wearing nothing but a white sweater.

Ali has looked extremely thin lately, and considering the camera adds ten pounds, she's not looking too shabby in these photos. Still, she could stand to gain a pound or two...or 15. I want to know whose idea it was for Ali to have these super dark, thick man-brows because they should be slapped. Those thick brows make her look angry all the time! Check out the rest of Ali's modeling shots below.

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American Idol winner Scott McCreery sang the National Anthem at the opening of the World Series last night, but it started off a little awkward. Scott started singing, but his microphone wasn't working. After getting the sound fixed, Scott did an amazing job of belting out the anthem with his good ol' country twang.

Scott didn't try to get all diva on us and make the song into something of his own, he sang it as it should be done. I think the American Idol judges would be proud, but he did sound like he started to fall a little flat at the very end. Kudos Scott, you did a fab job!

You can check out the video of Scott's performance after the jump.

Serial dater Taylor Swift is currently single. Taylor, who has dated hotties such as Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas and Jake Gyllenhaal just to name a few, opened up on The Ellen DeGeneres Show about her single life.

Taylor said she sits by herself watching Law & Order and doesn't even have a guy that she's texting who could possibly turn into a boyfriend. "There's like nothing going on right now."

Ellen thinks it's pathetic, but Taylor says she's okay with being alone right now.

"If you're the girl that needs a boyfriend and once she loses that boyfriend she needs to replace it with a different boyfriend... It's just this constant stream of boyfriends all the time."

Taylor says she doesn't want to be "that girl" instead she wants to be the girl that when she falls in love, "it's a big deal and it's a rare thing."

And how many times have we watched Taylor fall in love over the last couple of years? I guess we won't be seeing a new album from Taylor anytime soon since she doesn't have a man to write about. I'm just sayin'.

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I know this isn't celebrity news, but it is creating quite a buzz on the Internet. Ohio resident Terry Thompson had numerous exotic animals on his property such as lions, tigers, bears, and monkeys, 56 in all. Yesterday afternoon Terry released all of his exotic pets from their confinements before committing suicide.

According to the Columbus Dispatch, 49 of the animals have been killed while the others were taken to the Columbus Zoo & Aquarium. The animals killed included 18 tigers, nine lions, eight female lions, six black bears, three mountain lions, trow grizzly bears, one baboon and two wolves. A monkey and a grey wolfe still remain on the loose.

Columbus Zoo director Jack Hanna has talked to the governor's office about enacting stricter exotic animal laws saying, "We need to set an example int he state of Ohio. There was a loss of life here, and we thank God it was not human life. It was animal life, and that's my life."

Governor John Kasich allowed an executive order to expire which would have prohibited anyone who had been "convicted of an offense involving the abuse or neglect of any animal pursuant to any state, local or federal law" from owning exotic animals. Terry Thompson had been convicted in 2005 of cruelty to animals.

The interesting things that happen in Ohio.

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