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Farrah Abraham struggled with the choice of either taking Sophia to Florida with her while she attended school, or leaving her behind with her mom. Farrah ultimately decided to leave Sophia in Minnesota. Farrah revealed that she was depressed at the time, and it was a hard choice that left her crying a lot for the first couple of days.

That's all about to change according to Life & Style. A pal of Farrah's says she is in the process of bringing Sophia down to Florida for good and she plans on having her mom, Debra, move down to the Sunshine State also.

"This way Farrah can continue her studies and have her daughter with her, and her mom would be there to give her the extra help she needs."

Farrah lived in Minnesota. You have to be depressed to live in Minnesota and deal with their sh!teous winters, so of course Farrah's now smiling and happy since she's in Florida.

It must be hard moving so far away from everyone and everything you know, including your child. She should have Sophia down there with her! Debra looks like she could use some serious sunshine herself.

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We've heard pretty much everything about Sara Leal's night with Ashton Kutcher, except for the dirty details. You know the 'Did he stroke her hair gently and tell her he likes wearing women's panties?' kind of details.

Sara is willing to speak for a small price of $250,000, but none of the media outlets are willing to pay her that much... But will Ashton?

"Sara is talking to multiple outlets for a deal. She wants $250,000 but the offers haven't been as high. What she really wants is to get a payoff from Ashton. She has reached out to Ashton's team."

This star f*cker is gonna get paid one way or another, but she's definitely not going to get $250,000 unless she sells the story (which better contain some freaky details) to Playboy and does a full nude spread. Hell, I don't think Hef would even pay her $250K!

Holly Madison recently took out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts with the famed Lloyd's of London insurance company, which has insured numerous celebrity body parts. Holly got the insurance plan to protect herself and others who appear in her Las Vegas gig Peepshow.

Speaking with People about her boob policy, Holly said, "If anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. I thought I'd cover my assets."

Holly thinks it's kinda funny but admits her boobs are getting the credit they deserve because they are her "primary money makers right now."

What in the world could possibly happen to her boobs while she's performing? Unless she drops 20 feet and does a booby smack on the floor, or someone sets off a bomb between her boobs, I don't think she'll have to cash in on the insurance policy.

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T.I. is finally a free man! T.I. quietly left an Atlanta halfway house after midnight this morning after spending 10 months in federal prison, for a probation violation after he was arrested for drug charges last year.  He was on probation for firearms charges.

This time, T.I. didn't make a high profile exit like he did when he initially left prison on August 31... On a tour bus! This time T.I. quickly made his exit to a waiting SUV and left the scene.

Now that T.I.'s out, he can start officially filming his upcoming VH1 reality show and get his groove on with wifey Tameka "Tiny" Cottle. Yay! No more hand jobs during visitation!

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If you are to believe everything written in the tabloids, then Jessica Simpson is definitely pregnant. I'm sure she wouldn't mind being knocked up so she can carry around a few extra pounds without being harassed about it.

According to In Touch, Jessica took a test which came back positive and just to be safe, she took a few more to make sure the first one was legit.

"When the first test came back positive, she called a close friend and asked her to buy several more tests and rush them over. Now, she's the happiest she's ever been."

Jessica's fiance is also thrilled telling Jessica "he wasn't happy, he was ecstatic beyond words."

Now if only she would confirm whether she's knocked up or not... Come on Jess, is there a bun in the oven or not?!?

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Kate Gosselin still hasn't landed a gig since her show 'Kate Plus 8' was canceled. According to the Huffington Post, Kate has approached many different networks including pitching a travel show idea to her previous home, TLC, but nobody has jumped on the chance to hire Kate, and she's surprised!

"She assumed that given her fame, producers and networks would be knocking her over with job offers and is, to say the least, very surprised that she hasn't received a single one."

A reality show casting director reveals it's hard for reality show celebrities to get back to normal life when their 15 minutes are up.

"They quit their day jobs and assume they will become rich and famous. They do become infamous (but) -- with the exception of Bethenny Frankel -- they never become rich. Plus, who is going to hire them for a real job after they made a fool out of themselves on TV?"

Kate claims she'll do whatever she has to to make ends meet for the sake of her kids, but waiting for producers to call her when they probably aren't going to, isn't getting her anywhere.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey star Jacqueline Laurita isn't cut out for the drama that takes place on the show and while cameras are rolling. She's only in her fourth year of her six-year contract with Bravo, but she's fed up with the show and ready to get back to her normal life.

After shooting a scene for the show yesterday, Jacqueline posted on Twitter about her anger over what had just happened saying, "Someone (not me) got set up tonight. There are some sneaky people trying to make someone look bad & then play innocent on camera. Sad."

Whatever it was, it really hit a nerve with Jacqueline as she also posted, "2b honest. I'm tired of this BS & sh!tty low life people. I didn't know this was what I signed up 4. I have 2 rise above & move on."

Jacqueline tweeted again today and it sounds like she wants nothing else to do with the show.

"I can't be part of the charade anymore. It's unsettling. It's disturbing & against what I stand for. I'm a REAL housewife."

Wow! Seems like Jacqueline has had it up to here and beyond with the bullsh!t that goes on with reality shows. We will just have to wait to see if Bravo lets her out of her contract, or if she's stuck on the show for two more years.

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Almost exactly a year ago it was rumored that Ashton Kutcher hooked up with Brittney Jones, who claims she had tender sex with him. Ashton has now been linked with a second woman in a year, this time it's blonde hottie Sara Leal, and Demi has had enough.

An insider claims the end of their marriage was a long time coming, but they're finally done for good. Demi Moore is tired of having a man whore as her husband and is ready to call it quits.

"Ashton was a serial cheater, and Demi just couldn't take it anymore. She didn't deserve to live that way. It's a painful time for Demi."

Apparently Demi's ready to move on because she's sick of feeling like "she can't trust Ashton."

She's still a hot cougar, so she'll find another young buck to take his place.

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Since Kim Kardashian's wedding is out of the way, the next big nuptials was the marriage between Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, but that's not gonna happen... At least for now. According to Us Weekly, Jessica has postponed the wedding!

A source told the mag that at this point, everything is up in the air.

"She can't figure out what kind of day she wants. Some days she wants a big wedding in Hawaii, then other days she wants something closer to home."

Another pal of Jessica's who believes there more to the postponement than just the wedding details said, "She was so gung ho about planning their wedding, and now she's gone dark. She won't commit to a date."

Is there trouble between these love birds, or does Jessica not want a bun in the oven when she walks down the aisle? First it's rumored that she's pregnant, and now she's putting the wedding on hold... WTF?

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Little meatball Nicole Snooki Polizzi's has been melting away in front of our eyes, and it's not necessarily results of eating right and working out. Snooki is also taking Zantrex diet pills to help burn the fat.

Back in January, Snooki revealed to E! that she's working on her fitness by trying to eat healthy and she was going to quit drinking so much. Yeah, we've seen how well that has worked out in Italy! Snooki had been hitting the gym and did something in Italy I never thought I'd see her do... Crunches.

Over the summer she tweeted, "As everyone's planning their night at the club, I'm wondering when Gold's (Gym) closes."

Snooki has been working out, but she also began quietly mentioning Zantrex on Twitter back in May, and is also featured on its website.