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Levi Johnston's manager Tank Jones says that Levi's hockey stick was involved in his much-hyped Playgirl photoshoot yesterday. Levi was also asked how big his dick is and he said, "A lot of people ask that, but you're just going to have to wait until next week when the magazine comes out. You will have to wait and see. I'm sorry."

I have never wanted to see some nekkid pictures as badly as I want to see Levi's. He was on The Insider earlier this week wearing a cream colored coat, (sorry I couldn't find video), and God DAYUM he looked hot! Bring it on, Levi!

Also, although Sarah Palin told Oprah that Levi is welcome to have Thanksgiving at the Palin home, Levi's manager said, "Nobody put out an invitation. So we wouldn't want to act premature."

Tank Jones also had a comeback for Sarah who said Levi's doing Playgirl for the attention, Tank says, "He's doing Playgirl because he wants to do Playgirl. A lot of famous people have done Playgirl: Jim Brown, Burn Reynolds, Mario Lopez." Agreed!

When Levi was on The Insider, Star Jones and another co-host were telling him that he's only 19 and he's going to regret doing the photoshoot and he shouldn't do it. Levi was pretty adamant about how much he doesn't care that he's going nude and he'd do it again decades from now. I didn't agree with Star Jones AT ALL. First of all, Levi mentioned that he signed a contract, her lawyer ass should know that it's too late for him to back out. 2nd) Americans are way too uptight when it comes to nudity. In Europe, nudity isn't a big deal at all. They're so liberated when it comes to their bodies and that's how everyone should be. I was only in Europe for a month, but I dated an Italian and I know many of his friends, therefore I consider myself a historian of European culture, mmmkay?

And as far as Levi's son Tripp being embarrassed that his dad went nude, haven't we all seen our parent of the same sex in their birthday suit? It's really not that serious. I'm glad that Levi had the balls to expose his own ones.

Why does Adam Lambert always look like he just got done giving a cactus deep throat? Eff collagen, this man needs some Vaseline injections.

Before American Idol, during the show's tapings, and after he lost, Adam Lambert's lips have looked so horribly chapped, they almost appear to be on the verge of peeling in some spots. You'd think that the "For Your Entertainment" queen who loves makeup would do something For His Lips and invest in all the right beauty products. I don't know what's goin' on here, but the excessive dryness doesn't make me wanna makeout with him. Such a damn shame. Your loss, Glambert!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 2 reunion should've been more "like bam!" but instead was more like "blonk!"

It was evident that it was all going downhill by the looks of the set itself. The cast members sat on couches at some ATL venue named "Opera" and the place looked haunted. It's almost like you could hear echoes. The ambiance sucked.

Sheree Whitfield: The stiffest of all the housewives spoke volumes with her body language. Beneath Sheree's long bangs, she could be seen rolling her eyes whenever Kim spoke. She also had on a ponytail that looked like a rope, which wasn't any better than her bang noodle and ponytail that she rocked during last year's reunion. Maybe the big jewelry didn't help, but there was something about Sheree's ensemble that made her look like a MANnequin.

Kim Zolciak: Her attire was hideous, but Kim doesn't know how to dress. She attended the She by Sheree fashion show in jeans and a wife beater. She also doesn't admit that she isn't 31. Her pathological lying is frightening.

Wiggy Kimmy was beyond disrespectful, frequently telling the host to "keep moving" and to "get off Big Poppa!" She knows nothing about respect cause she's a mistress who doesn't have a job. I could cut Kim some slack, but she claimed that she didn't attend Kandi's comeback performance cause her daughter may have had the swine flu. Why does Kim always have to name drop a potentially fatal disease for the sympathy vote?

Kandi Burruss: Needs to cool it with the weird facial expressions. She already resembles a frog and her lesbian mohawk isn't doing her any favors. She also seems uptight. She was trippin' that Lisa had cameras inside her bathroom and that a gay man grabbed her boobs? I wish I could go to a gay club everyday cause the boys love my girls. Heh. She needs to loosen up, but we still love her and she remains a fan favorite.

NeNe Leakes: B*tch was moving her hair piece outta her lazy eye exactly every .02 seconds. When you're on TV, it is NOT the time for primping and grooming. NeNe's new hair is fun, but she remains extremely uppity. You could just tell by the way she sat and stared and flicked her ugly hair piece that she thinks she's holier than thou. One reality TV show season later and she becomes a full-fledged diva?! And hatin' on Kandi just because she's successful? That makes her the immature and the ghetto one, not Kandi. It broke my heart to hear Kandi say that she liked NeNe the best and thought they would be friends.

Lisa: Looked gorgeous. I love her and I love her hatred for Wiggy Kimmy.

Dwight: Walked out on stage in a suit that was 2x bigger than his size. He had a lot of work done on his face since season one, and his makeup was heavy. He dissed all of the ladies as soon as he sat down on the couch, saying, "I feel like I've been at church all day!" But skinny a*s men in big suits should not throw stones. His pants were too short and they looked like capris when he sat down. He also got a penile implant - Kim put him on blast - and his face makes me uncomfortable. He is too old to be going under the knife like he is. He comes across as being so damaged and insecure.

  - In summary, the ladies GOTTA do better than this if they want to sustain a fan base. They put their drama aside, refused to answer questions or reveal anything interesting... the reunion was anti-climatic.

Kim "sang" at the end and Lisa busted out laughing, but it's not like that was interesting, either. We all know they're more ghetto and entertaining than that. Instead of Sheree asking "Who gon check me, boo?" these b*tches need to look at the reunion tape and check themselves. We want entertainment, not alliances and silence.

Lindsay Lohan has posted the following Tweets after Michael Lohan recorded and leaked her private phone conversations. I don't even know why Lindsay's responding to Michael.  She's just feeding the beast.

Lindsay needs a good lawyer and publicist to issue statements about how "disappointing" Michael's actions are and how he "violated her trust." Then they can throw in some politically correct jargon about how they will rip him a new one if he doesn't halt his defamation campaign.

Regardless, there was NOTHING special about Lindsay's tapes. We have all heard someone crying at some point in our lives or the other. Michael is so crazy. I'm sure he's probably brainstorming right now, thinking about what else he can leak for a paycheck.

Chris Brown posted a montage video from his Twitter page that has led some bloggers to believe that he must really be missing Rihanna and wants her back.

The video has CB's song "The Way We Used to Be" playing in the background, and Chris and Rihanna look very happy in love throughout the footage. One of the cutest pictures ever is also used as the final shot in the video, which makes you say 'awwww!'

But Chris s a slut who hits on every woman within a one-mile radius. He misses his money more than he misses Rihanna, and this slick move is PR gold. The video is really cute! Check it.

Some bloggers are claiming that Whitney Houston was high like Balloon Boy's helium balloon while on the X-Factor. Whitney sang her new song "Million Dollar Bill" and I think her performance was good. I wouldn't call it 'great' cause I think Whitney's days of greatness are ovah.

Unfortunately Whitney had a very obvious wardrobe malfunction - the strap on her dress popped open fairly early in her performance!

After Whitney sang, she was interviewed and she said that her album is dropping in the UK "this week" and didn't give a specific date. That doesn't make her high in my book; it's hard to remember when your album comes out in each part of the world place on the planet.

Was Whitney high? I dunno! I think part of the reason why we think she behaved strangely is because she hasn't done much performing in forever and we know of her past, therefore we're quick to say 'B*itch is HIGH!' Hopefully she was just buzzing off some wine backstage, which doesn't mean she's having a relapse.

Khloe Kardashian is full of contradictions. She appeared on Life & Style to brag about about losing 25 pounds, then was featured on a separate cover where she said that she allegedly dropped TWO dress sizes in a month, yet she proclaims that she's so secure with herself and her body?

Khloe and Kim Kardashian have become obsessed with the unhealthy weightloss product that they're promoting: Quick Trim. Khloe and Kim have made numerous mentions of the product over the past month or so and they even proudly post their "after" pictures as if they needed to lose weight in the first place! Khloe and Kim are beautiful, naturally curvy women.

On Wednesday Khloe wrote,

I talk about Quick Trim quite a lot. But that's only because I'm both shocked and thrilled with its results. It was seriously the best thing I've ever done in my life and I've never felt so good in my own skin. I mean, look at the before and after pics above....the difference is pretty drastic LOL.

Khloe has always been a haterade magnet because she's tall and bigger than her siblings. I'm happy for her if she's happy, but it's time for her to stop obsessing. Her fans are being beaten over the head with the wrong message about doing whatever it takes to get slim. Mrs. Lamar Odom's love for her smaller frame (which may change since she lost weight with a temporary quick fix) can turn into an eating disorder.

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak says that she is no longer in a relationship with human ATM machine Lee Najjar, aka Big Poppa.

Kim appeared at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel's Really Awards where she confessed that she's no longer a mistress, at least not with Big Poppa. "Big Papa and I ended it. At the end of the day, he will always be the love of my life, but it's time for me to move on" and find someone else to pay my bills.

Kim also talked about NeNe Leakes and Kandi Burruss.

On NeNe:

"I've just moved past it with Nene, and I think her true colors have really surfaced, and they will continue to do so. I wish her the best."

On Kandi:

"She is strong and she will pull through, but she is devastated. I went to the funeral on Friday, and I don't think I have ever been that sad in my whole life. I don't want to see my friend upset. It's terrible. It's something that will stay with me for life."

I'm gonna do a finale recap like I did last year, and I'll get into my 2 cents on the cast then. But NeNe is so disappointing. Fame went to her head at the speed of light. Kim, on the other hand? Her selfishness continues to shine through all that wig hair. Kimberly attends AJ'S FUNERAL and SHE doesn't think that SHE has ever been that sad in HER entire life and SHE doesn't want to see her friend upset, and it will stay with HER for life.

Kim's so cluelessly self-absorbed, I don't even know if I can be mad at her for being so overwhelmingly selfish and oblivious.

More fake t*ts and fake hair below.

Halle Berry appeared on The Jay Leno Show where she said that she wanted to "put all the pregnancy rumors to bed."

Ms. Berry says she is not pregnant and she must have just been enjoying too much junk food. Her body is still banging, really, so people should shut it. There's no reason for her to be "getting a complex" about her body.

After Halle says that she's not pregnant, she tells a funny story about some dumb lady in the grocery store talking to her daughter, Nahla. This interview made me think: As much as I don't like Jay Leno cause his chin causes global warming and contributes to overpopulation, he must have forged many great relationships with people in the entertainment industry for his show to launch with A-listers talking to him about current gossip.

Well done, Jay! I'm sure a Kathy Griffin show would only have guests that we have never heard of.

If there's anyone who's benefiting from the Kanye West and Taylor Swift VMA speech disruption, it's Jay Leno. The former Tonight Show host launched a new show yesterday and asked the controversial rapper questions that he knew would generate much buzz. A humiliated Yeezy opened up on his self reflection in the aftermath of his pro-Beyonce outburst.

Kanye didn't exactly bawl, but he got choked up and his responses kind of broke my heart. There really is no excuse for what he did and I think missing his mom does not replace common sense or the benefits of sobriety (he was drinking on the red carpet), but it must be very difficult to deal with your mistakes publicly. Backlash is no joke.

Kanye said, "It was just very rude, period."

"Obviously, I deal with hurt, and so many celebrities, they never take the time off, and I never took the time off, really. I've really never taken the time off. It's been music after music and tour after tour. And I'm just ashamed my hurt caused someone else hurt."

I'm all for Kanye taking time off if that time off includes some extensive therapy. The man needs help! His Napoleon complex has been raging outta control for years now and I truly believe that he would continue to act the fool if he didn't receive such negative responses on Sunday.

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