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Rihanna wants everyone to think that she's a strong woman by sending an ... uh, empowering message in her new song titled "Silly Boy?" Kanye West posted RiRi's new song, featuring Lady Gaga and produced by Timbaland, and it is awful.

If the conceited diva is trying to take a stand against domestic violence via songs that she didn't write her own damn self, she needs to come again. Cause Rihanna's songs are about dumping losers while Robyn Fenty loves to cling to them. Her caricature is completely translucent now.

This track needs a lot of studio work and I think I'll be downloading her mess from now on since I'm on the fence when it comes to RiRi. Sometimes I forgive her for sending the wrong message, other times, like now, she reminds me that she sucks.

I won't tell you to watch Heidi Montag's "video," because let's face it - this is NOT Heidi Montag's "official video!" This is Speidi's latest publicity stunt and I won't buy into it. As you know, every few months Heidi comes out with a new "single" and a few times a year she comes out with a "video."

Heidi and Spencer Pratt love upsetting their haters, so Spencer has Heidi horribly lip-synching as she rolls around on the beach like a retarded seal. Heidi didn't go to Mexico to film her new video, she went to Mexico so her and Spencer could walk around in swine flu masks, posing for the paparazzi.

I would like to know what happened to the Heidi Montag video that director Paul Coy Allen told me he shot when I interviewed him in late February 2008!!! But I doubt Speidi will release anything legit; getting people angry is just too much fun for them. Spencer and Heidi are such tools. I'm still Team Heidi, but within good reason: only when she's ridiculous and laughable instead of pathetic.

Allison Iraheta, 17, was voted off of American Idol last night while Danny F*cking KareGokey remains. I'm beginning to re-think my nonchalant strategy and I'm strongly considering voting again to save my faves. This. Wasn't. Right. When I think about it, maybe Simon Cowell's comment to Adam Lambert, saying, "I think you may have just kept Allison in the competition" probably had viewers thinking that Allie was safe, so they didn't vote for her?!! People always think other people are voting for the talented ones and that's not always the case.

Also, Simon Cowell looked pretty furious that Allison was voted off because he realized that he wasted his "Judges Save" on that wannabe Justin Timberlake, not naming his name, don't feel like it.

I luvs Allison and I'm hoping that she will be the next Daughtry or even Jennifer Hudson. One does not need to win American Idol in order to have a very successful career. Go Allie!

Matt Giraud was voted off of American Idol last night ya ya ya, but Adam Lambert was in the bottom 2?!

Honestly, I'm kind of b*tchy like that cause I think it would have been hilarious if the judges used their "Save Rule" for Matt and Adam got the boot! Simon would have been popping some veins and this would definitely be his final season on the show.

I'm also happy that Adam was in the bottom two because you know that queen must be way cocky at this point and he needs to return back to planet earth. He did look pretty skurred, didn't he?! I wonder what votefortheworst.com thinks about all this f*ckery? Those crazies are doing a pretty good job.

I have issues with the legal system, many issues that is, but I'll just mention one. Why is it that the stalkee has to go to court and testify against the stalker?

I am so disturbed that victims of stalkers have to tell their stalker how terrified that person has made them. Isn't that making yourself even more vulnerable and surrendering some of your power to that jerk?! The last thing a psycho needs to hear is that they have control over you and have affected your way of life and mental stability. I think it's all bullshit sprinkles and that it shouldn't go down this way.

Tyra Banks sounded off in court today against her stalker, Brady Green.

Here is some of what Tyra said,

"I fear my safety. I feel extremely vulnerable. I fear the safety of my staff. My family. [My staff doesn't] tell me about fans. They said this person threatened one of my staffers. I was at work one day about to leave and a bunch of people on my staff said, 'No! You can't go.' [Green] got past security and you need to be here. Never in my career had staff reacted like this. I had to stay in my dressing room for a while."

"My life has changed significantly, even the people who know me, I don't live that sheltered life. I like to walk around my neighborhood. I run outside. I like to go to the movies by myself, eat meals by myself. My company hired security. When I'm at the movies, in a restaurant, they are there with me. I can't jog outside anymore. I would go with a trainer or alone but with security present."

How sad! Tyra left the courthouse escorted by lawyers and did not comment. Green faces a maximum of 90 days in jail if convicted.

Khloe Kardashian posted some photos from Britney Spears' Anaheim, CA, concert last night. Is it just me or does Khloe's face look flattened out and very different? Her face doesn't look as fat or long as it usually does and she looks more like a woman. Her sex change transformation is slowly but surely working.

Click on the thumbnails and let me know if you also think Khloe is the Kardashian member who got the plastic surgery that Kim Kardashian said was coming. She must be!

Khloe said,

Britney's show was all that I thought it was going to be! She is such an incredible performer and her body looks great! I mean, if I was constantly dancing my body would hopefully look great too LOL! I have never seen her perform live before but so many people have said this was her best tour to date!

Kim and I had the best time! She totally met our expectations. Britney is definitely back!

... Cause that gun shit therapy just ain't workin' out.

Rihanna was spotted "partying" with her friends at Hollywood's Bar Deluxe last night and she looks tortured. The camera does not lie. This is a depressed woman who couldn't even fake it a lil bit for the paps.

This is why I love Kanye West. "Why do people always write LOL at the end of there (sic) text when there's nothing to laugh about." Agreed. I usually just eliminate the "LOL" and the "Haha" and allow my jokes to bomb naturally, as they should.

Oh and "I'm like mad happy" means that sex with Amber Rose is amazing. I thought it would be LOL.

You can click twice on the screencap above to enlarge Kanye's post.

She has a great boyfriend. She has great legs. Great hair. Great eyes. An Oscar. A successful career. Who needs proper posing while on the red carpet for an animated new flick that will bring in lots of zeros? Child, please! If Reese wants to spread her legs like she's gonna leak at any moment while you race to the puddle with napkins to soak and sell on eBay, then that's what she'll do. Dammit.

Maybe it's the dress, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame Fergie's shoes. They make her look bigger.

I will resist the urge to buy similar shoes or to pair them with a similar dress after looking at this pic. I think it's kind of tragic. So I posted it so that y'all could see evidence of the fat effect for yourselves. You can thank me at Christmas.