50 Cent is either so confident that the New York Giants will win the Super Bowl, or he just wants bragging rights. 50 Cent, real name Curtis Jackson, promised to post a photo of his penis on Twitter if the Giants lose to the New England Patriots.

50 accepted a fan's request to post his dick pic if the Giants lose. So ladies, who do you want to win the Super Bowl?! I'm no Patriots fan, but I'm hoping that New England wins. A blogger can always use a good traffic spike.

The Super Bowl goes down next Sunday, Feb. 5. Be ready to see the "magic stick" that 50 has been rapping about for years.

At any given moment, a guido or guidette from the Jersey Shore is selling something or another. Whether it’s perfume or tuxedos or a line of shoes that look like they came straight off a Cabbage Doll, you can pretty much guarantee whatever they’re hawking is going to be more LOL-tastic than legitimate. But when it comes to Pauly D’s rap career, apparently 50 Cent thinks he’s got what it takes to make it for real.

50 Cent confirmed on Twitter that Pauly D has officially signed on to his G-Note record label, and promises “Big Big Things In The Works.” Alright.

He’s opened for Britney Spears, so maybe he has some legit rap skillz or whatever, but I cannot look him in the face or listen to a word he says without thinking about how many holes he has single-handedly inflicted on the ozone layer, based on all the hairspray that boy must use.

I woke this morning with the unmistakable feeling that I was about to vomit through my eyeballs while crying blood. At first, I thought it was just because of the 4 gallons of egg nog that I'd funneled the night before. Then I went on the intrawebs and realized that it was because my body already knew what my brain could never accept: 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler had spent the night having saggy, craggly steroid sex. *covers mouth with hands, runs to bathroom*

Chelsea tweeted the above pic last night with the caption, "I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper." By "rapper," she really means "black dude," she just didn't have the balls to commit to her own joke. Since she's not at all funny, and her whole career is just based on saying outrageous sh!t, that's seriously lame of her.

Anyway, rumors about Chelsea and Fiddy have been circulating for months, and this was apparently Chelsea's way of confirming that it's on and poppin' (I assume she's gonna start using outdated hip-hop slang now). I guess it's good for Chelsea, since, again, her whole career is based on shock value. The real victim here is 50 Cent. I suppose he'll get props in the hood for banging a white chick, but did it have to be that white chick? If he's that into gross female comedians, thank god he wasn't around in the 80s when Roseanne was huge (in every way).

I was super excited that Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were f*cking but it appears that's not true. After being spotted together in New Orleans, the web went crazy that the two are a couple, but Chelsea took to Twitter to deny the dating rumor.

“Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There's nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is.”

As a celebrity, you can't hang out with someone and not be accused of sleeping with them. Well crap. That would have been the most mismatched couple of the year and it's all lies. I had fantasies about them snuggling in bed with 50 Cent wearing his bullet proof vest, and using a bottle of Grey Goose as a sex toy. Kidding! That actually made me a little nauseous just to write it.

Yep, you read that right, so you should probably take a moment to swallow the vomit rising in your throat before you continue reading.

Rapper 50 Cent and gnarled oak tree come to life Chelsea Handler were spotted hooking up in New Orleans over the weekend, and after Katrina and the oil spill, I think this city has finally seen all it can take.

I don't know why I'm so disturbed by this, but it's a bit like catching your grandmother in bed with Lil Wayne. It just ain't right. The thought of Fiddy putting his magic stick in Chelsea's catcher's mitt-like vadge is the kind of thing that makes me wanna dip my brain in bleach.

Maybe Chelsea's keeping 50 perpetually sh*tfaced, or maybe he's been tricked into thinking she's a catch by the fact that she's a rich white chick. Either way, someone needs to wake his @ss up. There's nothing gangsta about club-hopping with an eight-foot cougar who won't stop telling midget jokes.

There was a time in 50 Cent’s life when “losing weight” would’ve meant unloading a couple kilos on some sucka-a*s wanksta. Now that he’s gone legit as Curtis “Hollywood” Jackson, however, the phrase has taken on new meaning.

As you can see by the truly disturbing picture above, Fiddy lost a ton of weight recently (nearly 60 pounds) in order to play a cancer-fighting football player in the upcoming movie, “Things Fall Apart.” He stepped out last night, though, less that 3 months after posting those pics on Twitter, to show that he’s fully regained his old healthy, happy go-lucky, bullet-deflecting body.

This is 50 at a screening in New York yesterday, no longer looking like a stiff wind would knock him over. I, for one, am not impressed by stars who lose or gain massive amounts of weight for a role.  Too often it just seems like a gimmick that’s meant to take the place of actual acting talent, and often the movie turns out to not be worth the serious health risk.  Jared Leto contracted gout from gaining 50 pounds for “Chapter 27,” a movie seen by exactly 7 people. That said, I actually think 50 has some real acting ability, so hopefully he’ll get some recognition for this role. Either way, it’s good to see him back in fighting form.  It’s hard to be gangsta when everyone can see your ribs.

50 Cent is not dicking around with his latest film role. 50 has reportedly dropped 50 lbs to play the role of a cancer stricken football player in the upcoming movie, Things Fall Apart.

According to Thisis50.com, he lost the weight in just nine weeks by doing a liquid diet, and walking on a treadmill for 3 hours a day. That's serious discipline! If he can work that hard to lose a ton of weight for this film, his acting better be just as good. Don't worry folks, he's back to eating like a normal person again!

"I was starving." Now he's back on tour and says, "I've been eating. I'll be back in shape in no time!"

If I was going to bust my butt to drop 50 lbs for a movie, I better be getting an Oscar! Actually, I'd be content with a Razzy.

50 Cent is being sued by a Florida woman who claims he hijacked her sex tape. Lastonia Leviston claims she made a sex tape with Maurice Murray back in 2008 and he was suppose to destroy it, but he apparently 'transferred or sold' the video to 50 Cent.

The suit alleges that the rapper then edited himself - wearing a curly wig and fluffy robe - into the X-rated video. He added narration and posted it on his Web site. The video ended up on YouTube and other video-sharing sites and has been viewed millions of times, she said. She is seeking damages for emotional distress and unauthorized use of her image.

According to the New York Daily News website, the tape was on at least one website as of last night but I couldn't find it. Well, I didn't look too hard either. If you've never seen any of 50 Cent's 'Pimpin' Curly' videos, you can check one out here. It's hilarious!

You know they've gone too far with the photo editing when the picture ends up looking like a cartoon instead of the real person. This promo pic for Power by 50 Cent is a perfect example of Photoshop gone wrong!

They went so blend happy with his body that I'm shocked he even has a nipple in this photo, and half of his chest is bronzed out of control. But it doesn't stop there, 50 Cent's face isn't nearly as perfect as it appears in this picture considering his jaw line normally looks as smooth as sandpaper. Trash this ad photo and start over!

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50 Cent is among the legion of stars who have recently embraced Twitter to reach fans. On March 1, he shared this insight with the more than 200,000 people who follow him: "My ambition leads me through a tunnel that never ends."

Those were 50 Cent's words, but it was not exactly him tweeting. Rather, it was Chris Romero, known as Broadway, the director of the rapper's Web empire, who typed in those words after reading them in an interview.

"He doesn't actually use Twitter," Mr. Romero said of 50 Cent.

In many cases, celebrities and their handlers have turned to outside writers who keep fans updated on the latest twists and turns, often in the star's own voice.

Britney Spears recently advertised for someone to help, among other things, create content for Twitter and Facebook. Kanye West recently told New York magazine that he has hired two people to update his blog. "It's just like how a designer would work," he said.

As annoying as a few of the most annoying people in Twitter nation are: Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Heidi Montag, PDiddy... at least they're doing their own Tweets.

NY Times