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Ali Lohan is Not Too Thin, According to Dina Lohan

Ali Lohan looks dangerously thin, but her mom Dina Lohan makes it sound like we have the problem. Dina argues that Ali's completely fine. Dina said that she "doesn't read any of the rubbish" that's printed about Ali's weight. Oh snap. I guess she's British now too.

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Ali before and after her dramatic weight loss

Dina adds that she "would never condone plastic surgery at such a young age," and that her daughter is awesome, as if that means she's healthy?! "Ali is a wonderful person and an amazing soul."

In a recent interview with Page Six magazine, Ali said that "she's always had a fast metabolism and is able to eat what she wants, from scrambled eggs with American cheese and hot sauce to Nutella."

It really doesn't matter what you eat. If you're sick, you're sick, which is exactly what Ali is IMHO.

Ali Lohan: Skinny as Hell!

Whenever new photos of Ali Lohan come out, no one ever mentions that she looks beautiful, or like a normal young girl, instead writers comment on her emaciated frame. Ali has been disappearing before our eyes for months now.

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Ali, 17, was pap'd outside of the Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne concert in Los Angeles, which Lindsay also attended, and she looked pretty awful, as you can see.

Ali has signed a modeling contract with Next Model Agency, and when you look like this, the last thing Dina Lohan should do is allow her daughter to model.

Lindsay's younger sister was also spotted in short cut-off shorts and a tank top in Hawaii and she arguably looked even worse in those pics than she does here. SMH.

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Ali Lohan: 'Plastic Surgery Rumors Were Hilarious'

Ali Lohan, 17, made headlines months ago when she was photographed looking like a dead chick walking. She was extremely emaciated and her face appeared to be knifed up. Lindsay Lohan's younger sister says that the rumors weren't true.

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She was "cracking up" over the rumors. "Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I'm 17 years old. That's not legal! I would need my mother's signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! It's not the right thing to do."

Aliana sounds so innocent.

She also sounded like an anti-drugs ad campaign, saying: "I just say no [to drugs]. I'm lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from."

Ali says that she talks to Lindsay "about everything" and she admires "how strong she is." Sweet Geezus!

Ali Lohan Models For Fault Magazine

Skinny little Ali Lohan wanted to be a model and her wish came true. Ali recently posed for Fault magazine wearing a retro bob style wig, a tight leather dress, and in another shot, she's wearing nothing but a white sweater.

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Ali has looked extremely thin lately, and considering the camera adds ten pounds, she's not looking too shabby in these photos. Still, she could stand to gain a pound or two...or 15. I want to know whose idea it was for Ali to have these super dark, thick man-brows because they should be slapped. Those thick brows make her look angry all the time! Check out the rest of Ali's modeling shots below.

Photos: Fault Magazine

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Ali Lohan Plastic Surgery Rumors Denied by Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan was out of the spotlight for a while yesterday, as the world looked in horror at what had become of her once naturally pretty 17 year-old sister, Ali. Never one to shy away from controversy (or, as she calls it, her career) Lindsay came to her sister's defense, issuing a statement that says exactly what you'd expect.

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"She has never!" Linds said in an official statement that blew the case wide open and ended the controversy once and for all. Mom Dina was probably expecting LiLo to be a bit more eloquent in her defense, so she sent out a spokesperson from Ali Lohan's modeling agency to help clear her name.

“As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent," said a model for Next Model Management who obviously hasn't seen Ali's before-and-after shots. Slight changes are one thing; stepping out with a totally different face than you had a few months ago is gonna get people talking. Ali seems to be following in big sis' famewhore footsteps, only in her case it's much more tragic. Coming from the massively effed-up Lohan clan, the kid never had a chance.

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Ali Lohan Plastic Surgery: Before and After Photos of Her New Face

We haven't been spending 24 hours a day with Ali Lohan over the past few years to confirm that she has had plastic surgery, but we can speculate and assume that she did. Lindsay Lohan's 17 year-old sister appears to have had a nose job, cheek implants, a possible eye lift and plumped up lips.

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The photo above and all of Ali's stick thin photos are at FAB LIFE

What's most interesting is that Ali's mother, Dina Lohan, would have had to sign off on the procedures because Ali is underage.

Ali was always thin to begin with, but she has dropped so much weight, she looks sickly. She was signed to NEXT model management last month, and her sister is Lindsay and her mother is Dina, so we take it that Ali's in the beginning stages of some kind of unhealthy transformation. She's only getting started. With a sister like Linds, you know it's only downhill for this b!tch. I had already blogged about the potential for Lindsay to tell her sister she could drop weight with coke. Lindsay will tell Ali she looks amazing, Dina will tell Ali she looks amazing, folks at her modeling agency will tell her she looks great... She'll be encouraged to be underweight, emaciated, and unhappy.

Lindsay: Ali, you look good today.

Ali: Thanks.

Lindsay: Let's count our ribs to see if more of mine are sticking out than yours.

Ali: You used to beat me, but I've been catching up!

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Ali Lohan Signs Multi-Year Modeling Contract

Ali Lohan, 17, just signed a promising multi-year modeling contract. Ali will represent NEXT Model Management. The roster of folks who work with NEXT includes Miranda Kerr, Milla Jovovich, Emma Heming, and Jaime King.

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“We're very excited to be representing Aliana Lohan. She represents the future face of fashion, a photographer’s dream with her chameleon-like beauty.”

Ali has been modeling for a few years now, and sucking at it. It's shocking that NEXT would want to bring her on board. How is her bony self "the future face of fashion"? She's average looking at best, but she does have a nice rack.

Congratulations to Ali on trying to be like Kendall Jenner, who actually makes a decent model. There's always room for improvement, though, if Lindsay doesn't try to weigh in and help her. 'If you wanna eat a cheeseburger, that's fine. Just do some lines for a few days afterwards to curb your appetite and get hot again!'

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Ali Lohan Getting Tatted Up Like Big Sis Lindsay

This may or may not be a good thing. Okay, this is definitely not a good thing.

It seems like Ali, Lindsay Lohan's 17 year-old sister, is trying to follow in the footsteps of her older sis not just in terms of acting, modeling, and failed pop stardom, but also tattoo-wise.

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Ali Lohan was spotted out in Los Angeles sporting a star tattoo on her wrist, matching both her mother Dina and her sister Lindsay. This follows Ali’s ink last July, when she got “bella vita” tattooed on her back, the same tattoo that her sister got years ago.

I’ve never gotten a tattoo and I probably never will (yeah, I’m a wimp when it comes to needles), but I’m pretty sure that you shouldn’t look like a tattoo mirror image of your older sibling. Isn’t that just a bad idea? There’s a difference between getting a matching tattoo with your sister and matching all your tattoos to look like your sister’s. And the latter is just weird.

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Ali Lohan Modeling Pictures Are Out

Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Ali Lohan, has been mocked for years for looking much older than she is, as if that's her fault. Now the 16-year-old is modeling, which is perfect cause she looks like an adult.

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Ali wouldn't make it past the first round of eliminations on America's Next Top Model

Ali stars in a new campaign for 6126's spring/summer 2011 collection. Inspired by Marilyn Monroe, the line "salutes modern women who understand that confidence can be bewitching and classic sophistication is always in vogue."

It's very @ssholish that Lindsay's promoting her 6126 clothing line by throwing Marilyn Monroe's name into this mess. Ali is an average looking girl and she makes an awkward model. Kendall Jenner could teach her a few things. I'd suggest that Lindsay help her, but, like most projects that LiLo gets involved in, Lindz doesn't like to model unless she's naked while doing so.

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Lindsay Lohan Leaves Her Assistant to be Tortured by Dina and Ali

Despite going straight from jail to serving 90 days in rehab, Lindsay Lohan keeps finding new and interesting ways to eff-up the outside world.

Lindsay's not allowed to see friends while she's locked-up "recovering," so naturally she's been getting regular visits from mom Dina and little sis Ali. TMZ reports that those two are still riding the Lindsay gravy train while she's in the 'hab, abusing Linz's long-suffering assistant, Eleonore.

"Sources close to Eleonore tell TMZ she is 'miserable,' 'super-stressed' and 'incredibly worn-out' these days - which is strange because Lindsay has been 'away' for nearly a month.' But now she has to do Dina and Ali's bidding. We're told Dina 'goes on for about nothing for days,' constantly rambling about potential business deals."

I guess I feel bad for this chick, but when you're Lindsay Lohan's assistant, you have to realize your life is going to suck all the time, forever. She probably thought she would just chill at home and throw darts at a picture of Lindsay for a few months, instead she's got Dina and Ali riding her like a rented mule. At least she gets a break from running all over LA at 3 a.m. in search of cheap blow and freckle-covering foundation.

I think it's hilarious that Eleonore rocks one name, diva-style, like she's freakin' Madonna, or something. Only in Hollywood can you become famous by being the assistant of a chick who really shouldn't be famous.