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She's thick and bootyfull. Amber Rose was spotted roaming the streets of South Beach, proving that she's still sexy and "girls can actually eat something, and be beautiful and be a model."

Amber knows how to fill out a dress! And I think she recycled those heels too? I just checked. Yep, she's worn those heels before. Has Yeezy put her on a budget?

Amber Rose was born in South Philadelphia. The blonde vixen currently lives in New York, but a little distance wasn't gonna keep this diva away from a World Series game.

Amber is such an eccentric fan. Her lips match the Phillies' hat and jerseys to perfection. No word on who Amber was posing with or if she was up in some nose bleeds.

I threw in some other Amber pics, too, just because.

Amber Rose is p*ssed off with the rumor that flew around this week that her man Kanye West died in a car accident, and you can't blame her. Could you imagine waking up, getting on the 'net and reading a rumor that someone you loved was dead?

Bald, blonde, big booty Amber was shooting out angry tweets regarding the fake death and how disrespectful it is to "make up a story like this".

"This 'RIP KayneWest' topic is not funny and it's NOT TRUE. It's in extreme poor taste to have that as a trendy topic. We're all human and we all make mistakes and to say someone died cuz of a mistake is ridiculous. U wouldn't want someone to say that about u."

I don't know what people gain out of making up ridiculous rumors like this that are done for nothing more than upsetting people. It seems like there's been a lot of fake stories about celebrities dying lately. I'm glad to know Kanye West didn't kick the bucket yet.

Wherever there's cameras, there's Amber Rose.

Kanye West's blondyke got friendly with Ice-T's wife Coco. Both women are curvy attention whores that people only talk about because they're star f*ckers. They should open a high end whore house together in Manhattan called Assets.

Amber and Coco attended the NYC after party for Chris Rock's new movie Good Hair. I can't wait to see it this weekend and I hope these skanks watched it instead of just showing their faces for the free liquor and paparazzi pics.

Sorry all, Kanye West's quote is too easy to play with. I had to give in.

Kanye and his blondyke, Amber Rose, were photographed with Yeezy's hand on a*s cheek while outside of West Hollywood's Capitol City.

I dunno what's up with this b*tch's outfits but they scream for attention. Amber's always wearing bright clothes, her head's already shaved and bleached, and she's always wearing heels. She wants her shine and an old man with cataracts could spot her outta any crowd. Since Amber's clearly fame hungry, when can we learn her real name? I bet it's something boring like Martha Wilson.

I'm in love with Amber Rose. Better get used to it. Kanye West's piece did a spread for Elle magazine's October issue. She is so on the map now.

Although the pictures are a bit racy and slutty for the magazine, who cares? I can't think of anyone with such a distinctive look and an overflow of confidence to spare. Here's Amber doing what she does best: posing. How can you not love this chick? She's just like, 'Them other b*tches ain't got sh*t on me!' in the picture above.

Amber Rose said that she wants to prove that models don't have to be tiny. Due to her career, it's important for Ms. Rose to keep it tight, but it's not important for her to keep it healthy.

These are the first pictures I've seen of the bootylicious blondyke smoking cigarettes. Amber worked out at West Hollywood gym Equinox yesterday and she lit up as soon as she got in her car. Gasp, scandalous!

They actually look more like possessed colored contacts cause that's exactly what this b*tch looks like with light eyes.

Amber Rose hosted a beach party at TAO in Las Vegas on Saturday and she made quite a splash with her blue contacts. Heh.

Amber can fill out a bikini just right and her bronze skin looks great with her bleached head, but the icy blue contacts are not for the tan. You know she knows that too, but the woman isn't afraid to take risks!

Kanye West and his bald headed blondyke strolled the streets of New York's SoHo the other day and it looks like they were literally strolling. They have no bags in hand, no entourage... it's confusing.

It's an exaggeration, all, but I remember this feminist writer talking about how Barbie could hula hoop in a Cheerio. Amber Rose is reminding me of that. She's an hourglass.

And Kanye lost it and got into an argument with some paparazzos. The last thumbnail shows him doing some serious pointing. Stand back!

I'm on Yeezy's side. As much as people are like 'get used to the paparazzi!' if you only knew what they screamed at celebs to get them upset, you'd wanna attack 'em yourself.

Amber Rose is leaving nothing to the imagination in this thong bikini she was wearing in Miami yesterday. Do you think her man Kanye West is fine with it seeing how it's attracting the paparazzi which we all know he loves so much?

This isn't a thong bikini, it's more like orange fishing line holding a piece of cloth over her cooch. What's the point!?! She might as well just walk around naked! It can't be safe wearing something that tiny on a beach. All sorts of tiny little sea creatures can get in there.