America's Next Top Model News

Late last week Tyra Banks' Nightline interview was posted online. I checked it out over the weekend and I couldn't resist posting it. Tyra Banks is like the fakest b*tch that you don't ever wanna meet. She's interviewed by the always fierce Cynthia McFadden and the two square off as Tyra tries to "smile with her eyes" as her publicist kindly tells Cynthia to STFU.

One of the main reasons why I dislike Tyra is that she tries too hard! She's so fake and snobby, yet I mostly remain on the fence with her. Even out of the people I know that have Tyra - some say she's a b*tch, others says she's really nice. Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! She's like a chameleon.

Cynthia doesn't back down when Tyra and her publicist want her to. Now this is good TV.

Tyra Banks has left her dramatic, long blonde weave behind and has chosen a darker hue for a new look. She looks amazing.

It's a rarity whenever TyTy actually goes dark, and she's kinda like Brit Brit; Ms. Banks brings the blonde back before you know it, but I'm hoping that she'll stick with this. Tyra loves to put thick platinum streaks in her bold, blonde weaves and it looks awful most of the time. The darker, straight locks give her a new reason to smile with confidence and not just with her eyes. Heh. I haven't heard Tyra's "smile with your eyes" comment in a long time cause I don't watch Top Model anymore. Anyway, mami's lookin' good!

America's Next Top Model's newest addition, model Paulina Porizkova, appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night where she said that she had been fired.

Paulina alleges that she received a phone call on her birthday informing her that she is no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Judge. Paulina said,

"It seemed that the show had gotten too fat and they needed to trim some fat and the fat was me. It could have been that or my gigantic huge ego, which I wasn't aware of until I was told by the producers that I had an ego problem."

Porizkova will appear for the last time on the CW show's finale tonight at 8 p.m.

I haven't watched ANTM for a few seasons now, but anyone who pisses off Ty Ty is a friend of mine. Look at Tyra tryna go all American Idol by adding a fourth judge? Looks like that didn't work out so well.

ANTM Judge Paulina Porizkova on Craig Ferguson Video

When America's Next Top Model producers had an open casting call in Manhattan, NY, on Saturday accepting applicants under 5'7 feet tall, a large fight erupted on the street.

Many more women appeared for auditions than producers expected. It's rumored that a smoking BMW irritated the crowd, someone was screaming about a gun, then a woman was slapped by a dude, which set things off. Three people were arrested, two were taken to the hospital and six were injured.

It's insane that so many possibly unemployed chicks are dying to be washed up has beens in a few months if they do actually become finalists or win this outdated show.

Guess who's glad he came out the closet so he can be fabulous on America's Next Top Model? The Gayken.

Aiken, 30, will be featured on the show's April 8 episode, working with the aspiring models in an acting challenge. Later, Aiken will critique the contestants' performances -- along with regular judge and executive producer Tyra Banks -- during the panel session when one model is eliminated.

Gayken's been suppressing a lot of the flamboyancy that you know he has in him. We're ready to get more familiar with the homosexy side of Clay. I hope to see some major attitude, eye rolls, hand waves and finger snaps so he can compete with Miss Jay. He's perfect for the gig.

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One day after Bianca Golden's Tyra Banks Show episode aired, Nikki Blonsky is here to give her biased account of events too.

Nikki claims that the incident has left her "completely destroyed." She also said,

"The hardest part for me is to see my parents walk around in severe upset and sadness."

While Nikki's family was walking around "in severe upset and sadness" Bianca's mother was in an intensive care unit with a broken nose, fractured skull and severe internal bleeding. Nikki is full of shit!!! After my dad was in the hospital fighting for his life, I find Nikki's statement very offensive. Nikki's violent dad could have killed Bianca's mom. Her fat ass needs to STFU!

Nikki says Bianca's fam started the brawl, getting upset at fellow passengers who were saving seats. However, Nikki did NOT explain why the fight began. Suspicious anyone?! Nikki claims Bianca was pointing in her face and she "asked" her to stop. You know she didn't "ask" her, she probably gave her some major 'tude.

"That's when she stood up, pulled her arm all the way back and said, 'F--k you, you white bitch.' And then she closed her fist and punched me."

Golden, Blonsky and Blonsky's father Carl were all charged with actual bodily harm and common assault, with Carl facing the additional charge of inflicting grievous bodily harm.

Golden could face two years behind bars if convicted when her trial kicks off Nov. 24.

Nikki and Carl Blonsky face up to two and five years in prison, respectively, and are both due in court Dec. 1.

I hope Bianca's mother is okay, and I wonder if she has any permanent damage?

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On the October 8 episode of The Tyra Banks Show, former America's Next Top Model Contestant Bianca Golden says her family was traveling to see her dying grandfather when things got ghetto up in the airport.

Bianca said that her aunt "had two babies in her arms" when Nikki told her aunt she can leave and to "go away." This "really upset" Bianca.

When Bianca spoke up, Nikki turned to her and said, "'You need to mind your business. You don't know what's going on.' She went off. I got really defensive."

Golden's mother, Elaine, then intervened, telling them both to calm down.

"Before my mom could walk away from us, her father ... punched my mom. He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back, and when she stumbled back, the whole family got up and attacked my mom."

Bianca said Nikki then kicked her mother in the crotch. - How can a female kick another female in the crotch? I mean, ouch!

Back to Bianca's side:

"That's when my mom fell ... completely. Both the families were arguing. Airport security finally came and separated everybody." All the while, Bianca claims the Blonsky family were spewing racial epithets at them. "Her father and mother started saying, ‘They got rabies, they got rabies!'" says Bianca.

Bianca says her mother confided in her on the way to the hospital. "She said to me, 'Bianca, if anything happens to me, I need you to take care of your brother and sister,'" Bianca says. After suffering a broken nose, fractured skull and internal bleeding, Bianca says her mother is now in therapy.

The chunky crotch-kicker, Nikki, is due in court Dec. 1 where she will answer to charges of common assault and actual bodily harm.

Carl, Nikki's female assaulting father is facing a count of inflicting grievous bodily harm.

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Not only does Adrianne Curry sound all congested when she talks, she writes senseless MySpace rants and she's pretty talentless. Dunno why she competed on America's Next Top Model if she just wanted to shove her hands down Tom Brady's boxers for fame. I wonder what she found in there? Wrinkled nuts, dust and Vaseline. He wasn't exactly famous when they started making sex. Vaseline's much cheaper to lube up with

TMZ reports that some crazy ho named Shira Gellis had her dog poop on Adrianne's lawn then asked the D-lister for a baggie to clean it up. Oh, no. Personal contact!

After Shira had her dog mark its territory, things got stickier.

Gellis allegedly began harassing conversations with Curry on MySpace, and Adrianne claims Gellis eventually "dedicated her entire MySpace page to me."

In one MySpace rant, Gellis described Curry as someone who was "toxic to the soul … still so beautiful, her heart was as ugly as the death of a child …"

Curry says on one occasion, Gellis sent a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes to her home. In her declaration, Curry says "Only a stalker would know that my favorite colors are gold and garnet. Only a stalker would remember my shoe size. I almost threw up."

If they were really cute shoes, I wouldn't even file a restraining order. Adrianne is like way ungrateful - how'd you like that Cali talk? Heh. Bored. Slow news day... and if Adrianne is so worried, she should have returned the shoes. I wonder if she's wearing them right now? She probably rocked 'em on her way to court. Why not?

Other than the fact that Tyra's face looks diff in this picture, only a model could turn her head a bit and still look pretty damn decent. If I turned my head to the side like that, and when I do turn my head to the side, I end up looking like a tranny with down syndrome. I'm no good at the improv glam or "fierce" pictures like Tyra is. Too bad she's not "smiling with her eyes" here, or is she?

The sidewalk is her runway! Tyra Banks works her best supermodel pose as she makes a glam entrance Monday at Cosmopolitan's Fun Fearless Phenom Awards in New York City, where the America's Next Top Model host was honored for her style.

Bianca's mama told The New York Post her side of the Hairspray/ Top Model ghetto booty whoopin' in an airport situation.

Nikki's fam was asked to move their luggage so Bianca Golden's fam could sit down. They moved their luggage from one seat, so they lady with a child could sit, but they threw the N-word around. Another source added that Bianca's family went racial. saying, "I don't want to sit next to any white bitch." They don't wanna sit next to you either, that's why Nikki's Dad put some smack down on it!

Things began to pop off when Bianca and Nikki started talking shit to each other. Nikki tried to rip off Bianca's earring. Lmao. How about kicking her in the tits or grasping onto her hair like sophisticated ladies do?

After Nikki grabbed Bianca's earring, the brawl was on!

Nikki's dad, Carl, was allegedly "punching [Elaine] in the head." He is being held in jail until August 8. Elaine is still in the intensive care unit of a Miami hospital recovering from a broken nose and cracked skull.

As hilarious as this all is, why was Carl beating on a woman?!!!!! And once again, who do I have to give a damn blumpkin with Altoids in order to get a few seconds of some good footage?

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