America's Next Top Model News (Page 2)

Nikki Blonsky, the chunky as hell chick from Hairspray, had a glorious airport beat down.

The best part about this shocking, violent incident is that Nikki beat down America's Next Top Model contestant, Bianca Golden, in a Caribbean airport. Nikki's family was saving five seats that they placed their luggage on. Like assholes, yes, I'm the pot calling the kettle black, Bianca's family felt entitled to those seats. Chaos ensued. The beatdown began.

Nikki's father injured Golden's mother so badly that she was airlifted to Miami to have her injuries treated.

Nikki was charged with actual bodily harm and her father, Carl, was charged with grievous bodily harm. Carl is still in jail for allegedly beating the crap out of Bianca's mom. One of Bianca's family members even bit Nikki's foot. Don't feel too bad, though, you know Nikki was sitting on everyone and farting. Nikki left the airport in a neck brace and Nikki and Golden have both been released on bail.

Who do I have to give a blumpkin to in order to see this footage? And don't airports have cameras for security purposes? This footage must get leaked!!

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Look at that back fat! This is good.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I haven't watched a single episode of "America's Next Top Model" this season. But some "plus sized" (size 8 or 10) ho named Whitney Thomson took home the title of future has been.

There's a conspiracy theory that she was approached by the show, never auditioned, and was told to gain weight. I believe it! Tyra picked Jaslene because she's latin and now she FINALLY has a plus sized model who's guaranteed not to find any work.

A naive Whitney told the New York Post,

"I'm not going to lose 50 pounds â€" if someone asks me to do that, I'll go to another [modeling] agency."

Looks like she'll be competing on some Vh1 reality shows within the next eight months.

Whitney's hot, but other Top Model winners who are half her size have been told by agents that they have to lose weight in order to get work. Thank you Tyra for giving these girls false hope. If she really wants to make them famous, she should find them some gigs. Ms. Banks does have industry contacts.

That's right folks, today is Tyra Banks Show day! In honor of Tyra celebrating her 500th episode, NYC's Mayor Bloomberg decided to give Tyra her own day. Tyra and Bloomie also planted a tree together which Tyra named 'Model Oak' as part of the mayor's plan to plant 1 million trees in the city.

America's Next Top Model's best winner yet, Eva, graced the red carpet at Crustacean's Ten Year Anniversary in Beverly Hills. Besides being a stunning, photogenic beauty, she's also driven. Eva's really made a name for herself. I respect her hustle and I love her mesmerizing eyes. She's a banger.

Eva's currently dating actor Lance Gross - the name doesn't fit. He's pretty cute.

Check out former ANTM contestant Lisa D'Amato's music video. I loved this crazy bitch on the show, but her song? Not so much.

The fiercest judge on "America's Next Top Model," Miss J. Alexander, describes his style on the new sea- son as "dirty, filthy, nasty and fabulous." The catwalk queen gave us a hint as to who wins the latest cycle of Tyra Banks' catty modeling contest, which has started airing. "She's extremely religious," said Miss J.

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After seeing this promo pic, I may not check out the latest season of America's Next Top Model. Yep, folks, Tyra is no longer modeling except for every single episode of Top Model.

Hmmm... is it just me, or is this picture some lazy photoshop?! Why is Tyra's right arm thinner than her left?!!! And why am I paying enough attention to even notice that. Issues.

I always love looking at a pic of all the women before the show starts, I get to pick out my faves. I want to love this show again. Hopefully, Tyra can put something good together. And by 'good' I mean, bring back Janice Dickinson, stop having Jay hate on the girls by writing super bitchy notes about them after photoshoots, cast some drama loving sluts, make the girls go nude on at least two challenges, and shave every girl's head during the first episode.

What else? Pick a plus-sized model for once. Diversify! Nevermind, all these girls look thin. The "fattest" one is the chick in the very front on the far right. You know Tyra's gonna say she's plus sized. Anyone over 105 pounds is considered morbidly obese.

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Eva is still my favorite winner of America's Next Top Model, and she's looking fierce as ever in this photo shoot. I'm not feeling the hump-back pic so much, but she's super hot rockin' the long hair and her eyes are just gorgeous!

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